Alright, go ahead and make your own caption for the supplied photo.  I'll start.





-b0b
(...thinks this could rock.)

I knew there would be a penis reference eventually!

It was hard not to.

-b0b
(...has willpower, baybee!)

back to the thread.... my caption.


East SIDE!!!!!!

And as we worship Lucifer let us sacrifice this goat that we and our gay prostitutes have brought from Bohemian Grove

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(All hail!)

"I see you're doing well, Mrs. Clinton."

"shown here is wes' mom (and jackie chan!) meeting the president"

Al-CIA-adal is that way.

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What happens after the beer goggles come off.

That was the first thing that came to mind for me.  I would expect something more creative from you Briney!


*is disappointed*

Hey I post as I see it. I guess I could go farther and say that ole dude in the back is thrusting wildly at the girl with the black hair who is valiantly trying to get away from his gyrations. She knocks into the blonde in front who has just finished popping ecstacy but it was knocked out of her mouth to the floor. The guy in front is too busy groping the girl in front of him, who just happens to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her bodyguard Jerome gets angry and at that moment is swinging towards the dudes head, but his eyes are shut as gropes so he is unaware of the incoming blow.

The guy wearing the black hat is pickpocketing Mr Grope, but for a good reason. Inside  Mr. Gropes wallet is the 12 digit keycode for that day's access to the USA's nuclear arsenal. He aquired that gem earlier in the day after touring the Oval office. Mr. Bush had left the card on the corner of his desk because the National Security Advisor had laid out the daily military status reports and as George Bush had reached for them, the card had slipped out of his pocket. Mr. Grope later that day had spotted the card sitting there as he posed with his National Champion Science Olympiad Team in front of the desk.

An hour later the President noticed his card was missing after a drill was being run for an attack on Iran that involved the release of nuclear ballistic missiles. He ordered the immediate lockdown of the White House and air patrols were sent into the air from Andrews Air Force Base. In the confusion one of the jets collided with a passing 747, causing widspread destruction.

However, Mr. Grope was aware of what he had and was unsure on what to do with it. But time was growing short because it was almost time for the party at Blue, the hip club just outside of Washington proper. After he entered he noticed Jennifer Love Hewitt there. Mr. Grope made it a point to get closer and closer to her, and he finally reached and grabbed.

The man behind Mr. Grope is actually one of Mr. Grope's science olympiad teammates who knew that he had grabbed the codecard. He was pickpocketing the card because he realized that maybe he could sell the thing to Al-Queda for some cash. What he didn't realize is that the man thrusting wildly at the girl in the dark hair is actually a Secret Service representative who at that moment is about to spit a small dart in Mr. Grope's neck that would immobilize him so he could grab the card. He hadn't spit yet because he saw Ms. Hewitt's bodyguard swing at his face, and he realized that he would prolly be knocked out anyway.

Oh and they are all zombies.

Bravo.  Best caption EVAR.

-b0b
(...thinks we've redefined "caption.")