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Apr 5th, 2006 at 3:10pm
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Guess who does the voiceover for the Emperor in Oblivion?

Let me tell you who it isn't: Kirk!  Bahahahahahaha!

My main man, Patrick Stewart, did the voicework for Emperor Uriel Septim VII, while crusty old William Shatner is doing acting (if you choose to insult thousands of actors by calling it such) for PriceLine!

When I heard the Emperor order his bodyguards to attack a group of assassins, I half expected him to finish by saying, "Engage!"

Let me just conclude this post by saying, "Neener neener neener!"

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Reply #1 - Apr 5th, 2006 at 3:19pm
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Did he do his gay little point and then have "Number 1" sit on it and twist?

You know who else is doing Priceline....Spock!  And we all know Riker << Spock.  Also while your Captain is doing only a voice over for  a video game.  Discovery Channel has an entire series dedicated to what Shatner inspired actuall scientists to do becaues of the original Star Trek series!

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Reply #2 - Apr 5th, 2006 at 3:33pm
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You're just jealous because Picard is doing the lead voiceover for an awesome videogame, while William Shatner is hawking half-priced economy plane tickets on non-prime time television.  Give it up, Willy, you're all washed up!

...and, for the record, Worf would deliver Spock's crazy vulcan head on a platter.

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Reply #3 - Apr 5th, 2006 at 4:32pm
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Please...Ferangi's took out Worf because all he does in run into a fight.  Spock would think out all the logical steps and get Worf in the Vulcan nerve pinch.

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Reply #4 - Apr 5th, 2006 at 4:50pm
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...at which point Worf would dropkick him square in the nuts.

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(...gets to go home and play some Oblivion in exactly twelve minutes.)
  
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Reply #6 - Apr 28th, 2006 at 1:08pm
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Dude, how the hell did I miss that that was Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!

Oh and for the record.  Pat you are a whore, Picard could kick Kirks lazy horny ass any day of the week.  Picard was at the battle of Wolf 359, he was at Farpoint, he named the Klingon leader, he stopped the Romulans AND he looked good doing it.

What did Kirk do? Have sex with a green alien?  Please, no contest.
  
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Reply #7 - Apr 28th, 2006 at 3:13pm
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He discovered new lifeforms, he brought whale back to save Earth, he stopped a war with the Klingons, he found god (alien god), he killed the Klingons that killed his son, he destroyed a Borg homeworld, he was rencarnated (the grave cannot hold Kirk), he defeat Khan!

I don't want to take the entire day.  He was doing most of his deeds while Picard was still in diapers....and with a full head of hair!  He didn't have to worry about whinny women like Crusher playing hide and seek with each other.  He was like, "You.  Me.  Now."  And it's like you would pass up having sex with an Orion Slave Girl!

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Reply #8 - Apr 28th, 2006 at 3:38pm
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The_Fat_Man wrote on Apr 28th, 2006 at 1:08pm:
Oh and for the record.  Pat you are a whore, Picard could kick Kirks lazy horny ass any day of the week.  Picard was at the battle of Wolf 359, he was at Farpoint, he named the Klingon leader, he stopped the Romulans AND he looked good doing it.


Can I get a HELL YEAH?!

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(...notes the whole "Locutus of Borg" thing, too.)
  
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