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Jun 20th, 2007 at 12:11pm
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AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - A crowd attacked and killed a passenger in a vehicle that had struck and injured a child, police said Wednesday.

Police believe 2,000 to 3,000 people were in the area for a Juneteenth celebration when the attack occurred Tuesday night. The man who was killed had been trying to stop the group from attacking the vehicle's driver when the crowd turned on him, authorities said.

The Austin Police Department identified the victim as David Rivas Morales, 40. The child was taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

Police spokeswoman Toni Chovonetz said she had no further information, including how many people were involved.

The driver was able to get away is cooperating with investigators, police said.

Juneteenth marks the day Gen. Gordon Granger arrived in Galveston in 1865 to share news of the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed slaves two years earlier on Jan. 1, 1863.


HOLY CRAP!  I've hear about people doing nothing when a crime happens...but to kill a guy with a mob of people makes me remember the days of old where lynching was the hip thing to do.
  

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Police are investigating the firey death of a man who burst into flames after dousing himself in petrol and then being shot with a taser gun.

Officers used the gun after the man had poured gasoline over himself.

Juan Flores Lopez, 47, died on Tuesday at a hospital in Texas.

Police initially used pepper spray when they tried to take Lopez into custody. Then they used the Taser. Some stun guns emit an electric spark when they deliver the jolt of electricity.

The Texas Rangers were also investigating whether a lighter that was on the porch could have contributed to the fire.

"We don't know what ignited the fire," police said.

No one else was injured in the confrontation. It was unclear whether Lopez had been charged with anything.

Two of his sons who live nearby said their father had been threatening for months to burn himself and his house. His wife was seeking a divorce and he did not want to have to leave the house, the sons said.


HOLY CRAP!  This is why officers need to not rely on tasers unless it's absolutely necessary.  I know officers who use them when a suspect just won't comply with what they are saying.  Instead of taking th energy to wrestle with them in a lesser method of submission they use their tasers.  I've read stories from these things causing death to being used on pregnant ladies, people in wheel chairs, 9 y/o's, and the mentally disabled.  However...to burst into flames!!??  Woooooowwww.

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1.  It's good that the mob showed the guy that it is wrong to hurt another human being...

2.  I think YOU rely too much on wrestling with other guys, I mean all I did was say hey pat and you were trying to wrestle me to the ground...
  
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I mean all I did was say hey pat and you were trying to wrestle me to the ground...


However, in my defense, you did have those gold sparkling short shorts on and turned your back side to me and said "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all..."

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1) Wrestling with a suspect when you've got a gun on your hip is retarded.  If you want to play WWF with the bad guys, make sure you hand someone your handgun before you lube up and jump into the ring.

2) How many news threads are we going to have?!

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nothing at all...nothing at all...



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I figure a few more threads will be ok...I'm kinda sick of always looking at the 4 main ones...so this is good.

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If you want to play WWF with the bad guys


Actually WWF is now the World Wildlife Fund...WWE is the correct anagram you want.

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oooooooo you got served!
  
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Reply #8 - Jun 21st, 2007 at 11:27am
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Yeah, your mom got served.  Ask me how I know.

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Thank you, sorry about that.
  

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don't thank him.

bob you are a crazy grammer nazi that should be kicked in the balls!

thats how you handle that!
  
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Reply #11 - Jun 21st, 2007 at 11:47am
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That's not really grammer but just proper word usage.
  

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I'll proper word usage you!

besides I like number way more than wordses.  sometime me no type good.
  
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For what it's worth, both of you misspelled grammar.

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Reply #14 - Jun 21st, 2007 at 12:23pm
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wat is dis gamma you spek of?

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I think the worst aspect of the rise of the Interweb is the universal assault on grammar that is taking place.  Language is always a growing, evolving beast, but the laissez-faire attitude our generation applies to grammatical conventions is absolutely ridiculous.

I've recently begun taking a handful of college classes online to complete my bachelor's degree and potentially prepare for a graduate program.  I'm appalled at the poor grammar some of my fellow classmates use when communicating in the classroom or on discussion threads.  I don't understand how some of these students think slang or shorthand is even remotely appropriate in any classroom environment, let alone a college classroom.

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Reply #16 - Jun 21st, 2007 at 2:29pm
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I agree completely.  When I was taking my upper level criminal justice classes I would check out a few people's papers on what they wrote.  I don't know how my profs could even read some of the poorly written papers the students "wrote".  They would read mine and always complain that I got good grades on them.  I wanted to tell them my profs probably just gave me good grades because I could coherently put words together to make sentences.

These are future police officers, lawyers, judges, and government representatives we're talking about.  And we all know when I tackle a perp. in my field it's going to help by me saying "ooo newb u just got 0nzzzed!!!!!!!!!!!1111"

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But what if they did just get pwnz0red?  When you shout "headshot" in their newly-deformed face, you're just calling it like you see it!

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Reply #18 - Jun 25th, 2007 at 11:35am
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"HELEN, Ga. - A former Marine killed a bear with a single blow — by tossing a log at its head.

The bear had snatched the family's cooler from their campsite in a national forest in northern Georgia. The 300-pound black bear was taking its loot back into the woods when Chris Everhart's 6-year-old son threw a shovel at it.

Everhart says the bear started charging, so he grabbed the first thing he could find, which happened to be a log from the family's firewood.

Everhart lobbed the chunk of wood, hitting the bear in the head and killing it.

"(I) threw it at it and it happened to hit the bear in the head," Everhart said. "I thought it just knocked it out but it actually ended up killing the bear."

The close call earned Everhart bragging rights — and a ticket. Park authorities say he didn't properly secure his campsite."

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374624


He must have some huge cajones!

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It must run in the family if his 6 y/o stood up to a 300 lb bear!

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There is a fine line between brave and stupid, I think I know where that kid was.

(I would have killed the bear then beat the kid)
  
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I'll one-up you.  I would beat the bear with the kid, thereby killing two birds (no pun intended) with one stone.

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Russia lays claim to the North Pole - and all its gas, oil, and diamonds
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Russian leader Vladimir Putin is trying to Annex the North Pole

His audacious argument that an underwater Russian ridge is linked to the North Pole is likely to lead to an international outcry.

Some commentators have already observed it is further evidence of growing Russian assertiveness under its authoritarian president.

The Russian media trumpeted the findings of a Moscow scientific mission to the region which boasts "sensational" geological discoveries enabling the Kremlin to make the territorial claim.

Populist newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda - a cheerleader for Putin - printed a map of the North Pole showing a "new addition" to Russia, a triangle five times the size of Britain with twice as much oil as Saudi Arabia.

The six-week mission on a nuclear ice-breaker claimed that the underwater Lomonsov ridge is geologically linked to the Siberian continental platform - and similar in structure.

The detailed findings are likely to be put to the United Nations in a bid to bring it under the Kremlin noose, and provide the bonanza of an estimated 10 billion tonnes of gas and oil deposits as well as significant sources of diamonds, gold, tin, manganese, nickel, lead and platinum.

Under current international law, the countries ringing the Arctic - Russia, Canada, the US, Norway, Denmark (Greenland) - are limited to a 200 mile economic zone around their coastlines.

Currently, a UN convention stipulates that none of these countries can claim jurisdiction of the Arctic seabed because the geological structure does not match that of the surrounding continental shelves.

The region is administered by the International Seabed Authority - the authority now being challenged by Moscow.

A previous attempt to claim the oil and gas resources beyond its 200 miles zone five years ago was rejected - but this time Moscow intends to make a far more serious submission to the U.N. Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf.

The head of the government-funded expedition Valery Kaminsky, director of the All-Russian Oceanic Scientific Research Institute, said he has key photographic evidence to prove the geological claims. "These are very interesting facts for the world community," he said.

Yuri Deryabin, head of the Institute of North European Countries, said: "I estimate Russia's chances to gets its piece of the Arctic pie highly enough - but the main battle is just starting." He acknowledged the negotiations would be "complicated".

The claim is likely to provoke an outcry from green groups but there is also Russian opposition.

Sergei Priamikov, of Russia's Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute, said the notion was "strange" and warned other countries could make counter claims.

Canada "could say that the Lomonosov ridge is part of the Canadian shelf, which means Russia should in fact belong to Canada, together with the whole of Eurasia", he observed drily.

A diplomatic source said that Russia was "seeking to secure its grip on oil and gas supplies for decades to come. Putin wants a strong Russia, and Western dependence for oil and gas supplies is a key part of his strategy. He no longer cares if his strategy upsets the West".



Good old Vlad, rebuilding and expanding the motherland.  That's business as usual for him.

It looks like you can take the boy out of the KBG, but you can't take the KGB out of the boy.

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Reply #23 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 1:29pm
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In anticipation of the upcoming Simpson's movie...


July 1: Customers enter a 7-Eleven 'Kwik-E-Mart' in Dallas.

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The Promotion

The monthlong promotion has been rumored a long time -- it's hard to keep a secret known by so many suppliers and franchisees -- but 7-Eleven managed to keep the locations of the stores quiet until early Sunday morning. That's when the exteriors of 11 U.S. stores and one in Canada were flocked in industrial foam and given new signs to replicate the animated look of Kwik-E-Marts.

The U.S. locations where a 7-Eleven store was transformed into a Kwik-E-Mart are New York City; Chicago; Dallas; Denver; Burbank, Calif.; Los Angeles; Henderson, Nev.; Orlando, Fla.; Mountain View, Calif.; Seattle; and Bladensburg, Md.

The idea grew out of conversations between Fox and 7-Eleven's advertising agency.

"We wanted to make sure the movie stands out as a true cultural event this summer," said Lisa Licht, a marketing vice president at Fox. "It has to stand out from other summer movies and TV shows."

The Fox/7-Eleven deal is an example of a practice called reverse product placement. Instead of just putting products prominently in a movie or TV show, fake goods move from the screen to reality.

In some cases, 7-Eleven has contracted with manufacturers of similar products to make their Kwik-E-Mart counterparts. Malt-O-Meal, the Northfield, Minn., cereal maker, will conjure up a recipe for KrustyO's, for example. In others, existing products will simply be renamed. One flavor of 7-Eleven's own Slurpee will be sold as "WooHoo! Blue Vanilla" Squishee for the month.


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You do know that's over a year old, right?

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Ya cause I remember all the stuff we post...

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Next I will send you a very strongly worded hand written letter!

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DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The department's decision not to prosecute former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," City Councilman Doug Thomas told the Detroit Free Press for a story Thursday.

"That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

The newspaper said Sanchez, who resigned last year, declined to comment Wednesday.

Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with a Detroit television station saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself, put it in the brownie mix and ate the brownies.


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Wow Spanky are you going to post any stories on here about any Titanic jokes?  That's how old this story is...it's been AT LEAST a month since everyone in the US has heard this!

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I either don't understand your picture joke, bob...or it didn't post correctly.
  

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Those Imp people always get awards...and no one agrees with the outcome of any of them!
  

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BEIJING - China on Tuesday executed the former head of its food and drug watchdog who had become a symbol of the country’s wide-ranging problems on product safety.

Zheng Xiaoyu’s execution was confirmed by State Food and Drug Administration spokeswoman Yan Jianyang at a news conference held to highlight efforts to improve China’s track record on food and drug safety.

Such cases “have brought shame to our administration and revealed serious problems. We need to seriously reflect on what lessons we can draw from such cases,” Yan said about Zheng and a separate case involving Cao Wenzhuang, the administration’s former pharmaceutical registration department director.


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what he did was kinda bad, but damn(don't mess with Te...China!)
  
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If I ever messed up on the job in China, I think I'd find another country to be in...

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What the story doesn't tell you is that chopped him up and put him in the dog food.

Food recall after a lot of pet deaths in 3...2....1....


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BEND, Ore. - Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.

Destination: Idaho.

With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky.

Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.

"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin.

"When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he said. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."

Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters — who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.

It was Couch's second flight.

In September, he got off the ground for six hours. Like Walters, he used a BB gun to pop the balloons, but he went into a rapid descent and eventually parachuted to safety.

This time, he was better prepared. The balloons had a new configuration, so it was easier to reach up and release a bit of helium instead of simply cutting off a balloon.

He took off at 6:06 a.m. Saturday after kissing his wife, Susan, goodbye and petting his Chihuahua, Isabella. As he made about 25 miles an hour, a three-car caravan filled with friends, family and the dog followed him from below.

Couch said he could hear cattle and children, and he said he even passed through clouds.

"It was beautiful — beautiful," he told KTVZ-TV. He described the flight as mostly peaceful and serene, with occasional turbulence, like a hot-air balloon ride sitting down.

Couch decided to stop when he was down to a gallon of water and just eight pounds of ballast. Concerned about the rugged terrain outside La Grande, including Hells Canyon, he decided it was time to land.

He popped enough balloons to set the craft down, although he suffered rope burns. But after he jumped out, the wind grabbed his chair, with his video recorder, and the remaining balloons and swept them away. He's hoping to get them back some day.

Brandon Wilcox, owner of Professional Air, which charters and maintains planes at the Bend airport, on Thursday confirmed Couch's flight. Wilcox said he flew a plane nearby while Couch traveled, and a passenger videotaped the flying lawn chair.

Whether Couch will take a third trip is up to his wife, and Susan Couch said she's thinking about saying no. But she said she was willing to go along with last weekend's trip.

"I know he'd be thinking about it more and more, it would always be on his mind," she said. "This way, at least he's fulfilled his dream."


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Oregon's so boring people can't get out of there fast enough...and they think Idaho is even more exciting than OR...that's sad.

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Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday.

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is located. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of stalls without a roof.

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.



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College courses on prostitution could be the next addition to New Zealand's educational institutions.

Funding for courses on the age-old profession may be considered if the courses are deemed to have the necessary quality and relevance to the educational field, according to education officials.

Any request to provide courses on prostitution would be examined under the same criteria for any other college course Tertiary Education Commission chief executive Janice Shiner said.

Lawmakers in New Zealand's parliament were told of the development during hearings into changes to how higher education was funded.


I wonder if this is a Sociology, Business Management or Physical Education course?

I bet the exams are given orally!

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Who couldn't turn down a Computer Engineer/Man Whore?


There, fixed it for you.

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STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- She is a latecomer to the information superhighway, but 75-year-old Sigbritt Lothberg is now cruising the Internet with a dizzying speed. Lothberg's 40 gigabits-per-second fiber-optic connection in Karlstad is believed to be the fastest residential uplink in the world, Karlstad city officials said.

In less than 2 seconds, Lothberg can download a full-length movie on her home computer - many thousand times faster than most residential connections, said Hafsteinn Jonsson, head of the Karlstad city network unit.

Jonsson and Lothberg's son, Peter, worked together to install the connection.

The speed is reached using a new modulation technique that allows the sending of data between two routers placed up to 1,240 miles apart, without any transponders in between, Jonsson said.

"We wanted to show that that there are no limitations to Internet speed," he said.

Peter Lothberg, who is a networking expert, said he wanted to demonstrate the new technology while providing a computer link for his mother.

"She's a brand-new Internet user," Lothberg said by phone from California, where he lives. "She didn't even have a computer before."

His mother isn't exactly making the most of her high-speed connection. She only uses it to read Web-based newspapers.


Wow, imagine the BitTorrent speeds you could hit with that thing!

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Here's a tip for aspiring college students: Make sure your applications don't warrant a visit from the bomb squad.

Emergency crews evacuated an Eastern Illinois University building Friday, after a campus postal carrier discovered a disheveled-looking package heading for the college's admissions office.

"There was no return address, it was poorly written, poorly addressed to the university, there were misspellings," school spokeswoman Vicki Woodard said Saturday. "There was some tape over it. Just the overall appearance was rather strange."

The stuffed-and-stained envelope was strange enough that police alerted the bomb squad.

Explosives investigators X-rayed the package and blocked off a nearby street before they discovered the envelope contained only an application to the 12,500-student school.

Woodard said the application came from somewhere in northern Illinois, but wouldn't comment on whether the bomb scare would affect the prospective student's chances of admission.

"I'm sure it'll be processed like any other application at this point," she said.



How did you know it was a bomb?
-Well it had stains on it and had spelling errors...

I think this takes being a grammar nazi a little too far, and the scare wouldn't affect the chances of the student from getting in?  HAH right (lights the envelope on fire).
  
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words is stupid!

I would still vote X for supreme world dictator.
  
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Whoo hooo!!!!

One minion down...5.99999999 billion to go!

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Actually, the population is closer to 6.4 billion these days.

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Well my world population is 5.1 billion.  To hell with china!
  
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Ya but my minions have to eat something...and I get all the good food and Mountain Dew.

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Police in America have arrested a man who robbed a bank 'disguised' as a tree.
CCTV footage shows the man entering the bank with branches and leaves taped to his body.

Was raider barking mad?After patiently waiting in the queue with fellow customers, the man makes his move, ordering the bank cashier to fill a bag full of cash, Fox News reported.

Unfortunately for the suspect, a dye pack inside the bag exploded.

And in a second stroke of bad luck, the man's face could be clearly seen by the CCTV camera through his foliage.

He was later arrested at his home in Manchester, New Hampshire.

It is just the latest in a run of odd attempts by robbers trying to get their hands on some extra cash.

Earlier this year, two teenage girls robbed a bank in Georgia, USA, and their only disguise was their sunglasses. The so-called Barbie Bandits were soon caught.

Last summer in Dorset, a pair of bungling robbers who targeted a pub for its takings were caught after dressing up in heavy puffa jackets, parkas and hats - on the hottest day of the year.

In April this year, a man who tried to steal an entire cash machine in California was captured after his prosthetic leg fell off during his getaway attempt.


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The only reason the robber did this and why the paper reported this was so that both could make these lame jokes.
  

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You think environmental wackos will chain themselves to him when the cops come for him claiming he's precious?

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TAOS, N.M. -- Four children, ages 12 to 15, were removed from an Amtrak train in the dark, 600 miles from home, after accusations that one of them stole an iPod.

No charges were filed against any of the children, who spent the night at the Kingman, Ariz., police station after Amtrak put them off the train at 2 a.m. Saturday as they returned home from California. Police let the four stay in the conference room until a parent retrieved them.

Zackary Sharfin, 13, and his 12-year-old brother Christopher had traveled with family friends Carley Maestas, 15, and her 13-year-old brother Anthony to visit the Maestas' children's mother in Fresno.

The brothers' father, Peter Sharfin, said the problem likely started when Christopher lost his cell phone and Zackary began looking for it.

A Kingman police report also said Zackary was accused of stealing a cell phone and of touching a child.

Zackary said he was walking through the train, looking for his brother's phone, and bumped into a girl by accident. He also said he found the iPod in the train's game room and was trying to turn it in.

Peter Sharfin accused Amtrak of overreacting and abusing the children.

"I felt like it was child endangerment," he said. "These are children alone at night."

Sharfin said all four children have their own iPods and would not have been stealing.

Amtrak spokeswoman Vernae Graham said conductors have the right to remove passengers and that they always call police to pick them up at the next station.

Graham said the conductor removed the kids for disorderly conduct, although she did not have details.

"All I know is that it was disorderly conduct, and that could have been a variety of behaviors," Graham said. "It takes a lot for someone to be removed from a train."

Sharfin said the children didn't know where they were.

"They were hundreds of miles from home," he said. "It was dark. Their parents weren't there."

Graham said the children "weren't just put off in the middle of nowhere, mind you. They were put off in the custody of the police department."

Kingman police Sgt. Rusty Cooper said the children were never alone.

The conductor called the Mojave County sheriff because the alleged theft occurred near Needles, Calif. Sheriff's deputies could not get to the station, so Amtrak called city police, who waited at the closed station with the children for the deputies.

When they didn't show, officers took the four to the police station. Cooper said various officers took care of them there.

The Mojave County Sheriff's Department said there's no criminal case because when the train left the station, it took any complaining parties and witnesses with it.

Sharfin said Amtrak has called several times, but that he does not want to talk to them.


How is Amtrack still in business.  This is the second time this month where they've kicked a person off and overreacted.  The other time was kicking off a man who, I believe, went into diabetic shocked and they left him in the woods.  Why are people suing this old transport left and right?!  If Sliders taught me anything, like I'm sure the kid who tried to return the I-Pod, is that you never pick up a wallet on the street where other people are avoiding it....they might put you on trial TV and try and execute you....or Amtrack will throw you and your brother off the train in the middle of nowhere and tell em to fend for themselves.  I'm glad they don't run the airlines...at least they land the plane first!

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The article specifically stated that the passengers were released into the custody of the police department.  That hardly constitutes "the middle of nowhere" or "fending for themselves."

The article certainly makes it seem as though Amtrak overreacted, but I am fairly confident there was a lot more to the story than what was included.

For what its worth, Amtrak is a private corporation and has every right to remove unruly passengers at their discretion.  If your children can't stay seated and obey the rules, they shouldn't be traveling by themselves.

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At the end of August, there will be a hearing in Mississippi in the murder trial of 33-year-old Kennedy Brewer.

Brewer stands accused of the 1991 murder of Christine Jackson, the 3-year-old daughter of his then-girlfriend.

Brewer was initially convicted of raping and strangling Jackson to death in 1995. He was sentenced to death, and has spent the last 12 years on death row.

Brewer was convicted largely due to the testimony of Dr. Michael West. West, a dentist in Forest County, Miss., is a self-described forensic odontologist, or bite mark analyst. He has testified in dozens of cases over the years, almost always for the prosecution. West testified at Brewer's trial that he found 19 bite marks on Jackson's body which matched Brewer's teeth.

West claims he could make the identification because of a chip in one of Brewer's top teeth, and because his upper teeth are sharper than his lower teeth. A defense expert countered that the marks were actually insect bites — the result of Jackson's body being outside for two days before it was found.

The jury found Dr. West more credible. Forensic odontology is an imprecise field, and often draws scrutiny from other forensics experts. There's a troublingly long list of cases in which someone convicted on the word of a bite mark expert was later exonerated with improved DNA testing. In 1999, one forensic odontologist tested his colleagues with a sample crime scene bite mark during a conference workshop. Six of 10 wrongly traced the bite mark to an innocent person.

But even in an already imprecise field, Dr. West has taken forensic odontology to bizarre, megalomaniacal depths. West claims to have invented a system he modestly calls "The West Phenomenon," in which he dons a pair of yellow goggles and, with the aid of a blue laser, says he can identify bite marks, scratches, and other marks on a corpse that no one else can see—not even other forensics experts.

Conveniently, he claims his unique method can't be photographed or reproduced, which he says makes his opinions unimpeachable by other experts.

Using the "West Phenomenon," West once claimed to have found bite marks on a decomposed woman's breast that previous pathologists had missed. In another case, he claimed to have positively traced a half-eaten sandwich at the crime scene to the defendant. The defendant was convicted, but the case was later tossed out when West admitted to accidentally disposing of the sandwich after studying it. Because no one could replicate his methods, West said, the sandwich was no longer necessary.

He has allegedly found bite marks on bodies that had been submerged in swamps for weeks, and on others that had been buried for well over a year.

West has also been influential in preventing the state of Mississippi from adding some much-needed oversight to its forensic experts. In the mid-1990s, he served as the elected coroner for Forest County, Miss. At the time, the state medical examiner in Mississippi, a doctor named Emily Ward, was trying to institute some standards in the way autopsies were conducted in the state, including requiring minimal training and continuing education for the state's coroners.

West, with the help District Attorney Forest Allgood—the man who prosecuted Kennedy Brewer, and who has relied on West's testimony to secure convictions for years—led a revolt against Ward that ended with her resignation. The position of state medical examiner in Mississippi has remained vacant ever since.

West has received his share of media scrutiny, including exposés in "Newsweek" and on "60 Minutes." A 1994 article in the National Law Journal reported that when one defense attorney asked West on the stand about his error rate, he replied that it's "something less than my savior, Jesus Christ."

He has compared his virtuosity in bite mark analysis to the musical talent of Itzhak Perlman. In his "60 Minutes" interview, he boasted of a phrase he uses at trial that he considers his trademark: "Indeed, and without a doubt." It expresses a level of certainty that other forensic experts say simply isn't compatible with sound scientific analysis.

Defense attorney John Holdridge, now with the American Civil Liberties Union, told the National Law Journal, "I know of five other convictions he was involved in, all of which were death penalty cases." After the media exposés and persistent work of Holdridge, West resigned from two professional organizations, and was suspended for a year from another.

Despite all of this, Mississippi's State Supreme Court affirmed Kennedy Brewer's conviction in 1997 in an opinion that validated Dr. Michael West and his status as a bite mark expert, even while acknowledging his one-year suspension from the American Board of Forensic Odontologists (still in effect at the time of the Brewer trial), and that his testimony was thrown out in the bologna sandwich case.

Nevertheless, the court determined, Dr. West possessed the "knowledge, skill, experience, training and education necessary to qualify as an expert in forensic odontology."

In 2002, Brewer's lawyers were able to get the state to test the DNA of the semen found inside Christine Jackson's body. At the time of his original trial, the sample was too small for testing, and Brewer's lawyers had to fight to keep it from being destroyed. DNA technology unavailable during the trial found traces of semen in the little girl belonging to two men, but neither of them was Kennedy Brewer. His attorneys are now looking into a similar murder of another little girl at about the same time and in the same area that Christine Jackson was killed.

Based on this new evidence, Brewer was awarded a new trial, but prosecutors still refused to exonerate him or release him from prison. Instead, they're going to try him again. Dr. West has said he stands by his analysis, which prosecutors say suggests Brewer was still in some way involved in Jackson's death (when reached at his private dental practice, West said he was "not interested" in an interview for this article).

District Attorney Allgood told the Chicago Tribune in 2004 that he would "absolutely" use Dr. West again in the new trial.

The case has since been reassigned to a special prosecutor named Ben Creekmore. Creekmore has since taken the death penalty off the table, but has indicated he will still use Dr. West's testimony in Brewer's new trial (there are other problems with Dr. West's examination of Jackson, including a video never shown to the original jury that the trial court judge noted showed West and his assistants acting "rather callous" during the examination, blaring "inappropriate" music during the procedure, and "carrying on conversations" unrelated to the examination).

The Kennedy Brewer case highlights a serious flaw in our adversarial criminal justice system — the use of expert testimony in complicated, advanced scientific fields. A charlatan like Dr. West, who has little respect from his peers, can with charisma and personality convince a jury to take his word over that of an expert far more careful and deliberate in his analysis. In some cases, indigent defendants can't afford to hire their own experts at all, leaving a state's expert like West as the only testimony on the available forensic evidence.

Forensic scandals have been troublingly common of late, with phony experts and fake results recently uncovered in Virginia, Maryland, Kansas, Illinois, and Texas, to name just a few. Courts need to take a more active role in weeding out the Michael Wests of the world before they ever take the witness stand.

But professional organizations also need to be more vigilant about policing their own. Dr. West's peers should more vocally have questioned his methods long before he was permitted to testify more than 70 times in courts across the country. One would think they'd step up their standards to protect the integrity and reputation of their respective fields. But these continuing scandals suggest another, far more important reason: to prevent bad science from sending innocent people to prison.


I would murder that 'expert' and the judge who convicts someone on "invisible evidence".
  
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I almost forgot!  I found these gold tablets!


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The Chinese government has begun a concerted campaign of economic threats against the United States, hinting that it may liquidate its vast holding of US treasuries if Washington imposes trade sanctions to force a yuan revaluation.

Two officials at leading Communist Party bodies have given interviews in recent days warning - for the first time - that Beijing may use its $1.33 trillion (£658bn) of foreign reserves as a political weapon to counter pressure from the US Congress. Shifts in Chinese policy are often announced through key think tanks and academies.

Described as China's "nuclear option" in the state media, such action could trigger a dollar crash at a time when the US currency is already breaking down through historic support levels.
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It would also cause a spike in US bond yields, hammering the US housing market and perhaps tipping the economy into recession. It is estimated that China holds over $900bn in a mix of US bonds.

Xia Bin, finance chief at the Development Research Centre (which has cabinet rank), kicked off what now appears to be government policy with a comment last week that Beijing's foreign reserves should be used as a "bargaining chip" in talks with the US.

"Of course, China doesn't want any undesirable phenomenon in the global financial order," he added.

He Fan, an official at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, went even further today, letting it be known that Beijing had the power to set off a dollar collapse if it choose to do so.

"China has accumulated a large sum of US dollars. Such a big sum, of which a considerable portion is in US treasury bonds, contributes a great deal to maintaining the position of the dollar as a reserve currency. Russia, Switzerland, and several other countries have reduced the their dollar holdings.

"China is unlikely to follow suit as long as the yuan's exchange rate is stable against the dollar. The Chinese central bank will be forced to sell dollars once the yuan appreciated dramatically, which might lead to a mass depreciation of the dollar," he told China Daily.

The threats play into the presidential electoral campaign of Hillary Clinton, who has called for restrictive legislation to prevent America being "held hostage to economic decicions being made in Beijing, Shanghai, or Tokyo".

She said foreign control over 44pc of the US national debt had left America acutely vulnerable.

Simon Derrick, a currency strategist at the Bank of New York Mellon, said the comments were a message to the US Senate as Capitol Hill prepares legislation for the Autumn session.

"The words are alarming and unambiguous. This carries a clear political threat and could have very serious consequences at a time when the credit markets are already afraid of contagion from the subprime troubles," he said.

A bill drafted by a group of US senators, and backed by the Senate Finance Committee, calls for trade tariffs against Chinese goods as retaliation for alleged currency manipulation.

The yuan has appreciated 9pc against the dollar over the last two years under a crawling peg but it has failed to halt the rise of China's trade surplus, which reached $26.9bn in June.

Henry Paulson, the US Tresury Secretary, said any such sanctions would undermine American authority and "could trigger a global cycle of protectionist legislation".

Mr Paulson is a China expert from his days as head of Goldman Sachs. He has opted for a softer form of diplomacy, but appeared to win few concession from Beijing on a unscheduled trip to China last week aimed at calming the waters.


This is some serious scary stuff right here.  China could collapse our economy and way of life if they called in their proverbial marker.  China and Japan are the largest holders on our T-bill (our debt).  This is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to us now.  We would become a third world country over night and have a depression that would make us write it as follow HOLY F*&K WE'RE SCREWED BY A GREAT DEPRESSION!!!111@@@@*#%#$#%@

China could do to us what we could have done to the USSR with subsidizing their agriculture.

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MURMANSK, Russia - Heavy sedatives keep Larisa Arap languishing in a woozy haze at a mental asylum, the victim not of a troubled mind, her family says, but of a Soviet-era practice that continues to muzzle and punish dissent in today's Russia.

Earlier this summer, Arap, an activist with former chess champion Garry Kasparov's opposition movement, co-wrote an article that alleged abusive practices at local psychiatric clinics. When Arap appeared at a Murmansk clinic to pick up a routine medical certificate July 5, a doctor called police and had her taken to a local asylum.

The doctors handling Arap's case have made it clear why they want her committed to a mental institution, says Arap's daughter, Taisiya.

"One of the doctors asked whether I thought it was normal to write such things," Taisiya Arap said. "She said, 'It's not possible to write such things. It's forbidden.'"

The Soviet Union routinely locked up dissidents in asylums, a practice that attracted worldwide condemnation because of the protests of Andrei Sakharov and other human-rights activists. Today, 16 years after the Soviet collapse, authorities are increasingly returning to psychiatry to suppress political opponents or punish activists, according to human-rights organizations and other watchdog groups.

The trend reflects a government that has yet to fully divest itself from a Soviet way of thinking and governing, says Yuri Savenko, president of the Independent Psychiatric Association of Russia.

"We're returning to this Soviet scenario when psychiatric institutions are used as punitive instruments," said Savenko. "I call this not even punitive psychiatry but police psychiatry, when the main aim is to protect the state rather than to treat sick people."

Soviet psychiatrists revised definitions of mental illnesses, describing paranoia as an obsession with "the struggle for truth and justice," says Vladimir Bukovsky, a writer and dissident who spent 12 years in Soviet labor camps and asylums.

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"Delusion of reform -- that was another Soviet definition of psychological illness," said Bukovsky, now 64 and living in London.

Arrested in the early 1960s for arranging poetry meetings in the center of Moscow, Bukovsky spent nearly two years of his imprisonment in an asylum in Leningrad, now called St. Petersburg. Doctors heavily sedated inmates to control them.

"Once they pump you with drugs, they can forget about you," Bukovsky said. "I saw people who basically were asleep for years. It's like being poisoned. Every morning I asked myself, 'Am I still sane?'"

Bukovsky, who has declared his intent to run for president in the March 2008 election, says he fears a return of the authoritarian mind-set that imprisoned him. "As far as the current lot in power is concerned," he said, "using psychiatry for political purposes is a perfectly acceptable way of dealing with opponents."

Russian law allows authorities to commit someone to a psychiatric institution if the person represents a danger to himself or others, or is incapable of caring for himself. Ultimately, a judge must approve the forced placement of someone in an asylum.

In practice, however, judges routinely accept the psychiatric evaluation submitted by local authorities without question, and rarely allow the individual to submit an independent psychiatric evaluation, Savenko says.

Court-ordered psychiatric examinations are often conducted by the Serbsky Institute for Social and Forensic Psychiatry in Moscow, notorious during the Soviet era as an instrument of Premier Nikita Khrushchev's brand of psychiatric repression.


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NEW YORK  —  A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.

The monkey escapade began in Lima, Peru, late Monday, when the man boarded a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., said Spirit Airlines spokeswoman Alison Russell. After landing Tuesday morning, the man waited several hours before catching a connecting flight to LaGuardia Airport.

During the flight, people around the man noticed that the marmoset, which normally lives in forests and eats fruit and insects, had emerged from underneath his hat, Russell said.

"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.

The monkey spent the remainder of the flight in the man's seat and behaved well, said Russell, who didn't know how it skirted customs and security.

Airport police were waiting for the man and his monkey when the plane landed about 3 p.m., and the man was taken away for questioning. It was unclear if he would face any criminal charges.

The city's animal control agency said the monkey appeared healthy. But the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was planning to take it for disease testing and keep it quarantined for 31 days, CDC spokesman Tom Skinner said.

If the monkey is healthy it could wind up in a zoo.

Russell, the airline spokeswoman, said she didn't know the monkey's name, but she quickly thought of one.

"It is kind of a spirited monkey," she said. "That will be the nickname of the monkey: Spirit."


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You mean you can't trust the former KGB man to not help return to some of the old ways and practices?!

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The Steeler just unveiled their new mascot.  Get this - his name is Steely McBeam.



Am I the only one that thinks they couldn't have possibly picked a worse name?  It sounds like the name of a porn star.

What's next?  Butch Deadlift?  Bulk Vanderhuge?  Buff Beefcake?

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Or stealy McGrabbyhands.  Its not racist if the mascot isn't black!
  
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WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric evidence, Iran may be as few as nine years away from the year 2016.

"Every day they get one day closer," Defense Secretary Robert Gates said during a White House press conference Tuesday. "At the rate they're going, they will reach 2016 at the same time as the United States—and given their geographic position relative to the international date line, possibly even sooner."

The report recommended that the U.S. engage in bellicose international posturing, careless brinkmanship, and an eventual overwhelming series of nuclear strikes in order to prevent Iran from reaching this milestone


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A ghastly case of murder and senseless motives has shocked a U.S. state that's used to the extreme. Police in the California city of Thousand Oaks have arrested a cab driver accused of attacking and killing a six-year-old boy with a meat cleaver. The alleged reason for his rage? The child was playing too many video games.

The case began on Sunday night, when the mother of little Sev'n Molina tried desperately to prevent the blows from raining down on her only child. But authorities contend 27-year-old Calvin Sharp's fury was just too strong and he couldn't be stopped.

Sandra Ruiz and Sharp had apparently split up after living together for some time, when an argument broke out about how often the child sat in front of the TV playing video games. As startled neighbours would later recount, the boy burst out of the apartment and into the building's courtyard, with Sharp holding a meat cleaver in hot pursuit. Witnesses heard him screaming "Die! Die!" as he allegedly began bludgeoning the helpless youngster.

Neighbours who tried to intervene maintain Sharp threatened them with the deadly blade, even as the attack continued. The 33-year-old Ruiz also suffered severe cuts, with reports indicating one of her hands was nearly severed by the blows.

Finally, a heroic older woman tackled the accused and two men jumped into the fray and were able to subdue him and hold him down for police. They were forced to Taser the man before taking him into custody.

An autopsy showed the boy died from sharp force head injuries, while his mother remains in critical condition on life support. Authorities believe it was a domestic dispute that went horribly wrong, but they can't account for why the self-employed cab driver allegedly went into his rage and couldn't seem to control himself. It's expected he'll be charged with first degree murder in the boy's death and two counts of attempted murder, depending on whether the mother recovers.


Who would not automatically shoot anyone chasing a child with a knife saying "DIE DIE"?  This not getting involved stuff is bullshit.  There were at least 3 other men watching this and the almost elderly woman is the one who jumps in the fight.  I hope these other 'men' commit suicide.
  
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Amen to that.  Two to the chest, one to the head.

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You ever realize that the states where the government interferes MORE in peoples lives...the more messed up they are?

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In a confrontation captured on videotape, a hospital security guard fired a stun gun to stop a defiant father from taking home his newborn, sending both man and child crashing to the floor. Now William Lewis says his baby girl suffers from head trauma because she was dropped.

"I've got to wonder what kind of moron would Taser an adult holding a baby," said George Kirkham, a former police officer and criminologist at Florida State University. "It doesn't take rocket science to realize the baby is going to fall."

Lewis, 30, said the April 13 episode began after he and his wife felt mistreated by staff at the Woman's Hospital of Texas and they decided to leave. Hospital employees told him doctors would not allow it, but Lewis picked up the baby and strode to a bank of elevators.

The elevators would not move because wristband sensors on each baby shut them off if anyone takes an infant without permission.

Lewis, who gave the video to The Associated Press, said his daughter landed on her head, but it cannot be seen on the video. He said the baby continues to suffer ill effects from the fall.

"She shakes a lot and cries a lot," Lewis said, noting doctors have performed several MRIs on the child, Karla. "She's not real responsive. Something is definitely wrong with my daughter."

It was not clear whether the baby received any electrical jolt.

Child Protective Services has custody of the baby because of a history of domestic violence between Lewis and his wife, Jacqueline Gray. Agency spokeswoman Estella Olguin said the infant does not appear to be suffering any health problems from the fall.

David Boling, an off-duty Houston police officer working security at the hospital, and another security guard can be seen on the surveillance video arriving at the elevators and trying to talk with Lewis. Lewis appears agitated as he walks around the elevators holding his daughter in his right arm.

Within 40 seconds of arriving, Boling is holding the Taser. He walks around Lewis and whispers to the other guard, who moves to Lewis' right side.

About a minute later, Boling can be seen casually standing near Lewis, not looking in his direction, when he suddenly raises the Taser and fires it at Lewis, who was still holding his daughter.

Lewis drops to the floor. The other guard, who has not been identified, scoops up the baby and gives her to the child's mother, who was standing nearby in a hospital gown.

The guard then pulls Lewis to his feet with his arms locked behind him. Lewis' T-shirt has two holes under the left side of his chest where the Taser prongs hit him.

Lewis said he did not see the stun gun.

"My wife said `we want to leave' and then he just Tasered me," Lewis said. "He caused me to drop the child."

In a statement, the hospital said Lewis was hostile and uncooperative toward staff members who were trying to find out his relationship to the infant when they saw him trying to leave. Neither Lewis or Gray had indicated they wanted a discharge, according to the statement.

"Mr. Lewis became verbally abusive by using vulgar expletives. When Mr. Lewis' behavior became threatening, endangering the infant and employees, licensed law enforcement officers followed their professional standards to protect those involved," the statement said.

Lewis was arrested and charged with endangering a child. A grand jury in May declined to indict him on that charge, but charged him with retaliation, accusing him of making threats against Boling.

Lewis also has been charged with a second count of retaliation alleging he made a threatening call to Boling at his home.

Lewis denies both charges. He said he is considering suing the hospital but has not filed any legal papers.

Houston police spokesman Gabe Ortiz said the department did not investigate the officer's role, and he declined to elaborate. Boling did not immediately respond to a request for comment given to the police department.

Some 11,000 U.S. law enforcement agencies use Tasers, which some experts say are increasingly being used as a convenient labor-saving device to control uncooperative people.

"The Taser itself is a legitimate law-enforcement tool," said Kirkham, the criminologist. "The problem is the abusive use of them. They're supposed to be only used to protect yourself or another person from imminent aggression and physical harm. They're overused now."


Ok there is definitely something here that isn't being reported.  However, that aside, let me first deal with RULE NUMBER ONE...YOU DON'T SHOOT ANYONE HOLDING A NEWBORN BABY!

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At what point in time did doctors become lords of everyone?  When could you no longer refuse treatment and allow hospitals to kidnap your children?

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She shakes a lot and cries a lot," Lewis said, noting doctors have performed several MRIs on the child, Karla. "She's not real responsive. Something is definitely wrong with my daughter."


Sorry, sir, but what you described about your baby could be said about any baby (without without it being dropped on its head!)

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I know Bob agrees with me when I say we all love CPS and they do the absolute best for all children everywhere.  Ya and maybe rainbows will spew from my butt!  Who cares is they have a "history of DV" that would exclude 50% of the US population!  The kid might be ok now but just wait until they put her right to Ritalin.  I've heard like stories about parents not wanting their children to be given "vaccines" and the hospital kidnapping their kids, putting them in CPS, and giving them the "vaccines" right after that.  Sad, sad, country.  If it were my kids...they better be hope I'm not carrying...cause I would die to stop anyone from doing anything with my kids!

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LOL don't you just love DAs?!

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Sure, why leave anything to chance when you might have killed a kid?!

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An online tool that claims to reveal the identity of organisations that edit Wikipedia pages has revealed that the CIA was involved in editing entries.
Wikipedia Scanner allegedly shows that workers on the agency's computers made edits to the page of Iran's President.

It also purportedly shows that the Vatican has edited entries about Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams.

The tool, developed by US researchers, trawls a list of 5.3m edits and matches them to the net address of the editor.

Wikipedia is a free online encyclopaedia that can be created and edited by anyone.

Most of the edits detected by the scanner correct spelling mistakes or factual inaccuracies in profiles. However, others have been used to remove potentially damaging material or to deface sites.

Mistaken identity

On the profile of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the tool indicates that a worker on the CIA network reportedly added the exclamation "Wahhhhhh!" before a section on the leader's plans for his presidency.

A warning on the profile of the anonymous editor reads: "You have recently vandalised a Wikipedia article, and you are now being asked to stop this type of behaviour."


Other changes that have been made are more innocuous, and include tweaks to the profile of former CIA chief Porter Goss and celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey.

When asked whether it could confirm whether the changes had been made by a person using a CIA computer, a spokesperson responded: "I cannot confirm that the traffic you cite came from agency computers.

"I'd like in any case to underscore a far larger and more significant point that no one should doubt or forget: The CIA has a vital mission in protecting the United States, and the focus of this agency is there, on that decisive work."

Radio change

The site also indicates that a computer owned by the US Democratic Party was used to make changes to the site of right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

The changes brand Mr Limbaugh as "idiotic," a "racist", and a "bigot". An entry about his audience now reads: "Most of them are legally retarded."


We really value transparency and the scanner really takes this to another level
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The IP address is registered in the name of the Democratic National Headquarters.

A spokesperson for the Democratic Party said that the changes had not been made on its computers. Instead, they said that the "IP address is the same as the DCCC".

The DCCC, or Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, is the "official campaign arm of the Democrats" in the House of Representatives and share a building with the party.

"We don't condone these sorts of activities and we take very precaution to ensure that our network is used in a responsible manner," Doug Thornell of the DCCC told the BBC News website.

Mr Thornell pointed out that the edit had been made "close to two years ago" and it was "impossible to know" who had done it.

Voting issue

The site also indicates that Vatican computers were used to remove content from a page about the Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams.


The edit removed links to newspaper stories written in 2006 that alleged that Adams's finger prints and hand prints were found on a car used during a double murder in 1971.

The section, titled "Fresh murder question raised" is no longer available through the online encyclopaedia.

Wikipedia Scanner also points the finger at commercial organisations that have modified entries about the pages.

One in particular is Diebold, the company that supplied electronic voting machines for the controversial US election in 2000.

In October 2005, a person using a Diebold computer removed paragraphs about Walden O'Dell, chief executive of the company, which revealed that he had been "a top fund-raiser" for George Bush.

A month later, other paragraphs and links to stories about the alleged rigging of the 2000 election were also removed.

The paragraphs and links have since been reinstated.

Diebold officials have not responded to requests by the BBC for information about the changes.

Web history

The Wikipedia Scanner results are not the first time that people have been uncovered editing their own Wikipedia entries.


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Earlier this year, Microsoft was revealed to have offered money to experts to trawl through entries about the company and its products to make corrections.

Staff at the US Congress have also previously been exposed for editing and removing sensitive information about politicians.

An inquiry was launched after staff for Democratic representative Marty Meehan admitted polishing his biography

The new tool was built by Virgil Griffith of the California Institute of Technology.

It exploits the open nature of Wikipedia, which already collects the net address or username of editors and tracks all changes to a page. The information can be accessed in the "history" tab at the top of a Wikipedia page.

By merging this information with a database of IP address owners, Wikipedia Scanner is able to put a name to the organisation and firms from which edits are made.

The scanner cannot identify the individuals editing articles, admits Mr Griffith.

"Technically, we don't know whether it came from an agent of that company, however, we do know that edit came from someone with access to their network," he wrote on the Wikipedia Scanner site.

A spokesperson for Wikipedia said the tool helped prevent conflicts of interest.

"We really value transparency and the scanner really takes this to another level," they said.

"Wikipedia Scanner may prevent an organization or individuals from editing articles that they're really not supposed to."


This just goes to show how questionable Wikipedia's accuracy can be at times.  It's no wonder why most professors ban it from being cited as a source.

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TORONTO -- Commercial director Joseph Kosinski is in final negotiations to develop and direct "Tron," described as "the next chapter" of Disney's 1982 cult classic. Sean Bailey is producing via the Live Planet banner, as is Steven Lisberger, who co-wrote and directed the original film.

Kosinski, who last month signed on to helm the remake of "Logan's Run" for Warner Bros. Pictures, will oversee the visual development of the project and have input on the script, which is being written by "Lost" scribes Eddie Kitsis and Adam Horowitz. Story details are being kept secret.

The original, about a computer programr thrust into a computer and forced to fight in games he helped create, is remembered for its sci-fi gladiator-style battles and groundbreaking special effects. It was the first movie to use computer-generated images instead of models and other optical effects in conjunction with live action. The arcade game based on the movie was so popular that it earned more than the movie.

When making the original, in order to convince the studio to take a chance on a first-time director, Lisberger shot a test reel, financed by the studio, involving the deadly Frisbee battle. In a case of historical synchronicity, sources said one of the things Kosinski will be doing is working on a sequence involving the movie's Light Cycles to work out his vision for the movie. Sources also said visual effects personnel, for many of whom "Tron" was an inspiration to enter the business, already are jockeying for pole position to work on the sequence.

Brigham Taylor is overseeing for Disney.

Kosinski is a former architect whose specs caught the attention of director David Fincher, who convinced Kosinski to move to Los Angeles, where he joined the director at commercial house Anonymous Content. Kosinski then moved quickly up the ladder, eventually directing award-winning spots for Nike, Apple and Nintendo that gained notice for their use of computer technology that erased the lines between reality and CGI.

Kosinski is repped by Endeavor and Michael Sugar and Bard Dorros at Anonymous Content.


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Unfortunately, the days of hand-drawn anything are over.  They may try to emulate the effect digitally, but it'll never happen.

I loved the Tron game.  It was a game about a movie about a game.  How sweet is that?

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"Mendela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas."

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/20/bush-mandela/

Yes he was talking about people asking where Nelson Mendela was...why are we still allowing this moron in office?

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A child’s joke about sleeping with another friend’s mother led to a child abuse investigation.

An investigator with the Department of Children and Family went to Destin Middle School on Sept. 19 to look into an allegation that a child had been having sex with an adult, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office report.

The investigation revealed that the story started during P.E. class while a few boys were joking around.

Upon questioning, one of the boys involved said he “made up the story about a friend having sex with (the) mother,” the report stated.

The case was ruled as unfounded.


Holy crap...just think how bad we'd get in trouble if these same people read all the Wes' mom jokes on here!

Also, who the frick took this serious enough to overhear a conversation, think these kids were serious, and then call the cops?  Teachers really ARE becoming Nazis.

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Oh, I'm a little behind.

Just saw the Steely McBeam post about the Stillerzzz new mascot.



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most Steelers fans, including myself, absolutely hate it.




laaaaaame.




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PBR should change their acronym to WTF, as in "WTF, who would drink that stuff?"

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true story. but if you think about Pgh, it's def a lot of rednecks that drink PBR.


I wouldn't know if it's a WTF kind of beer.


*cough* i'm only 20.


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Hmmm 3,000 American soliders dead, 10 trillion dollars spent, a complete section of the Middle East up in all out fighting....or $1 billion?  Hmmm...which would you have chosen?

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MADRID (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein was prepared to take $1 billion and go into exile before the Iraq war, according to a transcript of talks between U.S. President George W. Bush and an ally, Spanish newspaper El Pais reported on Wednesday.

During a meeting at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, on February 22, 2003, Bush told former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar that Saddam could also be assassinated, according to the transcript published in El Pais in Spanish.
     
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In Washington, White House National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe declined to comment on the report.

"The Egyptians are speaking to Saddam Hussein. It seems he's indicated he would be prepared to go into exile if he's allowed to take $1 billion and all the information he wants about weapons of mass destruction," Bush was quoted as saying at the meeting one month before the U.S.-led invasion.

Asked by Aznar whether Saddam could really leave, Bush replied: "Yes, that possibility exists. Or he might even be assassinated."

A spokesman for Aznar's private foundation had no comment on the transcript or its authenticity. El Pais, which was critical of the Iraq war and of Aznar's government, did not say how it obtained the transcript which it said was made by a Spanish diplomat who attended the meeting.

In it, Bush spoke openly about pressuring countries who were members of the United Nations Security Council at the time to support a resolution authorizing force, but that, whatever happened: "We'll be in Baghdad by the end of March."

"(Former Chilean President Ricardo) Lagos should know that the Free Trade Agreement with Chile still has to be approved by the Senate, and that a negative attitude on this could endanger its approval," he said, adding aid to Angola also depended on U.N. support.

"And (Russian President Vladimir) Putin should know that his attitude is endangering Russia's relations with the United States," he was quoted as saying.

BAD COP

"For my part, I'll try as of now to use the most subtle rhetoric possible, while we try to get the resolution approved."

Bush was dismissive about former French President Jacques Chirac, who he said "thinks he's Mr. Arab" and described the United States as playing a game of "good cop, bad cop" with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

"I don't mind being the bad cop if Blair is the good cop," Bush said.

The U.S. president referred optimistically to the reconstruction of Iraq which he thought "could be organized into a federation."

In case the war endangered energy supplies, "the Saudis would help us and put all the oil necessary into the market," said Bush, who considered Europeans to be complacent about Saddam.

"Maybe it's because he's dark-skinned, far away and Muslim, lots of Europeans think everything's okay with him," he said.

"Saddam Hussein won't change and he'll keep on playing games. The time has come to get rid of him. That's the way it is," Bush said.

In March 2003, days before the war, the United Arab Emirates proposed to a summit of Arab leaders that Saddam and his top aides should step down and go into exile. It was the first time an Arab state had made an official call of this kind.

In a communique issued after the summit in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, Arab leaders said they opposed any attack on Iraq and made no reference to the UAE's proposal.


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BRUSSELS – A ten-year-old girl from Charleroi gave birth to a baby last year. The father was 13.

"The pregnancy was a big surprise to the girl and her mother," says doctor Robert Chef from Charleroi. "The child came to me with unexplained abdominal pain. She had also put on weight. Her mother had even put her on a diet for a while but that had little effect. When we examined her it turned out she was nine months pregnant. The child was carrying a full term baby."

What surprised the doctor the most was that the 10-year-old really looked her age. "Some girls look like a teenager of 15 or 16 at that age. But not this girl."

Still the delivery went smoothly. The young mother was given special treatment however. She was not admitted to the regular maternity ward lest this raise too many curious questions. She was given a bed in the children's ward.

"The father of the baby came to visit her there as well. Many pregnancies in young girls are the result of incest. But that was not at all the case here. The father was a schoolmate of 13. A young guy as well."

Robert Chef says the parents of the girl did not respond angrily. "The grandmother immediately took charge of the baby. She said she would raise it as her own child."

Yesterday the medical weekly De Huisarts reported that 57 Belgian 10-year-olds had been prescribed a birth control pill last year. Some for medical reasons, but others for actual birth control.

http://www.expatica.com/actual/article.asp?subchannel_id=24&story_id=44380


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The Khorramshar News Agency, which is published by the ethnic Arab underground of Iran’s oil-rich Khuzestan, reported early Oct. 1 that the entire staff of Russian nuclear engineers and experts employed in building the nuclear reactor at Bushehr had abruptly packed their bags Friday, Sept. 28, and flew back to Russia. The agency’s one-liner offers no source or explanation. DEBKAfile have obtained no corroboration of its report from any other source.

The story appears to have originated with the ethnic Arabs who live near the reactor or who come in contact with its Russian staff. If true, DEBKAfile can offer three hypothetical scenarios to account for the Russians’ precipitate departure:

1. Another crisis has cropped up in the patchy Russian-Iranian dealings over the Bushehr reactor. This is unlikely because Russian president Vladimir Putin is due for a high-profile visit to Tehran on Oct. 16, when he plans to sign a series of nuclear accords with the Islamic Republic. Furthermore, Moscow, like Beijing, stands foursquare behind Iran’s efforts to delay harsher sanctions for its continued uranium enrichment. Only this week, the two powers gained Iran two to three months’ grace by forcing a delay in the UN Security Council session that was to have approved a third round of sanctions.

2. Moscow or Tehran has been tipped off that a US or Israeli attack is imminent on the Bushehr plant and Iran’s other nuclear installations and acted to whip Russian personnel out of harm’s way.

3. Moscow has learned that an Iranian preemptive attack is imminent against American targets in Iraq and the Persian Gulf and/or Israel.

Aside from these hypothetical scenarios, DEBKAfile’s Iranian sources report that the Khorramshar News Agency keeps its ear to the ground on happenings in Bushehr, because it is claimed by Khuzistan separatists as Arab land which they will fight to liberate from Iranian “occupation.”


This article is practically guaranteed to get Stewie shaking with conspiratorial ecstasy.

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This is just making me foam at the mouth...this on the coat tails that Russia has been pulling out scientists since the end of the month:

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All we need now is ANY form of terrorist attack here and Cheny's plans to invade Iran without any proof will come to fruition.

Also in the news in that the D.C. area will be holding the largest "fake" terrorist attack coming up; running 3 different drills.

Motive, opportunity, and means...good luck everyone.

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CRANDON, Wis. (AP) -- The residents Tyler Peterson was hired to protect and serve can't understand how the 20-year-old who shot six of their young people and critically injured another could have passed a background check to become a sheriff's deputy.

Peterson was shot to death after opening fire early Sunday on a group of young people -- mostly teens -- who had gathered for pizza and movies on their high school's homecoming weekend. Peterson was off-duty from his full-time job as a Forest County deputy sheriff; he also was a part-time Crandon police officer.

David Franz, 36, who lives with his wife two houses from the duplex where the shooting occurred, said it was hard to accept that someone in law enforcement was the gunman.

"The first statement we said to each other was, how did he get through the system?" Franz said. "How do they know somebody's background, especially that young? It is disturbing, to say the least."

Sheriff Keith Van Cleve said he would meet with state Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen on Monday morning to discuss the case.

Crandon Police Chief John Dennee said the follow-up would be handled by the state Department of Criminal Investigation because the suspect was a deputy and officer.

Peterson was killed Sunday afternoon, eight miles north of Crandon in the rural town of Argonne in northern Wisconsin, Dennee said.

Crandon mayor Gary Bradley said Sunday that a sniper killed the suspect, but Van Cleve would not confirm that officers shot him.

The lone survivor of the shooting, a male, remained in critical condition Monday at St. Joseph's Hospital, according to nursing supervisor Penny Funk.

The gunman's motive was unclear, but the mother of a 14-year-old victim, Lindsey Stahl, said the suspect may have been a jealous boyfriend.

"I'm waiting for somebody to wake me up right now. This is a bad, bad dream," said Jenny Stahl. "All I heard it was a jealous boyfriend and he went berserk. He took them all out."

Dennee declined comment on whether Peterson had a romantic relationship with any of the victims.

The white, two-story duplex was about a block from downtown Crandon, a town of about 2,000 located 225 miles north of Milwaukee in an area known for logging and outdoor activities. The victims had gathered for what Dennee described as "a pizza and movie party."

Three of the victims were Crandon High School students, said school Superintendent Richard Peters, and the other three had graduated within the past three years.

"There is probably nobody in Crandon who is not affected by this," Peters said, adding that students "are going to wake up in shock and disbelief and a lot of pain."

Peters did not know whether Peterson had graduated from the 300-student school. But Crandon resident Karly Johnson, 16, said that she knew the gunman and that he had helped her in a tech education class.

"He graduated with my brother," she said. "He was nice. He was an average guy. Normal. You wouldn't think he could do that."

The Crandon School District called off classes Monday.

One victim, 20-year-old Bradley Schultz, was a third-year student at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee who was home to visit his friends, said his aunt, Sharon Pisarek.

"We still don't have many details, but from what they've told us, there was a girl next to him and he was covering her, protecting her," she said, sobbing. "He was loved by everybody. He was everybody's son. Senseless."

David Franz's wife, Marci, said she was awakened by the gunshots.

"I heard probably five or six shots, a short pause and then five or six more," she said. "I wasn't sure if it was gunfire initially. I thought some kids were messing around and hitting a nearby metal building."

Then she heard eight louder shots and tires squealing, she said.

"I was just about to get up and call it in, and I heard sirens," she said. "There's never been a tragedy like this here. There's been individual incidents, but nothing of this magnitude."


Cop on a rampage!  That's craziness.  I wonder what made him snap?

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This is what happens when you hire these types of people.  The people keep asking how he passed the background check.  Trust me, it's was harder for me to pass than these types of people.

For example:

When I smiled because the background investigator looked and saw that I didn't get into too much trouble, pretty much none at all.  She said it was a bit of a disadvantage because it made me kinda naive.  When I was doing my interview with the hostile panel they asked if I ever got into a fight before.  When I told them nothing serious like where I was punching back or not rough housing they told me they "didn't know if I would be good" because they do get into a lot of scuffs with people.  There were many things I find odd with how departments hire police.  Just look at how long it's taken me to get to this final stage in one job.  I have a four year degree with a good GPA, I've never got arrested or got into trouble, I've never done drugs or been violent.  All these things you would think you want in a cop.  However the requirements are at least a high school diploma, a little trouble seems to be ok, and it's ok if you done drugs before as long as you tell us and you stop it.

People wonder why cops break out like this...maybe it's the paramilitary training we give them when they first start out.

I've always said that the military is there to hunt and kill the enemy, the police are there to protect and serve the people.  When you tell the cops that the people are "citizens" and train them using military tactics I'm not too surprised with what I see cops doing.

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People wonder why cops break out like this...maybe it's the paramilitary training we give them when they first start out.


I call bull.  Most cops don't get any "paramilitary training" to speak of, and what little of it I've seen as a casual observer is restricted to SWAT/SRT teams and their ilk.

Even if that officer had militaryesque training, I have no clue how that would cause a person to go on a homicidal rampage.  You could probably find a stronger correlation between violent video games and homicide (which we know is crap) than cop training and homicide.  I know plenty of non-cops that have gone through paramilitary training (Thunder Ranch, Front Sight, Gunsite, etc.) and so far, none of them have snapped and killed anybody.  I guarantee you that Thunder Ranch is far more hardcore than 99% of SWAT training programs.

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That's not true...MOST cops get paramilitary training.

Also I'm not saying PMT is the only cause I'm saying you combine that with the type of people who tend to be authoritative to the point of unstable and you have a bigger chance of someone going out with a bang.

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Sorry stewie, I know you are a good person and all...but I stopped believing this a long time ago.  99% of people become cops solely for the power trip.
  
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I'm not saying that's what cops are I'm saying what they should be there for and what they were set up to do.  I would actually put your number at 70% maybe even 60% and I would also say there are a lot of people who get taken into the power trip with the "Us Vs. Them" mentality.  If police depts would try and find some way to measure how much empathy a person has and get those people to become cops...I would think you'd have better police officers.

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Navy veteran questions why six nuclear missiles were flown on combat aircraft to staging area for Middle East
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Published: Monday October 8, 2007

A retired lieutenant commander in the Navy Reserve who served with the Navy's Supervisor of Salvage questioned in a little-noticed editorial Sunday why six active nuclear armed cruise missiles were being transferred to an active bomber base that "just happens to be the staging area for Middle Eastern operations."

"The United States also does not transport nuclear weapons meant for elimination attached to their launch vehicles under the wings of a combat aircraft," Navy veteran Robert Stormer wrote in the Texas-based Star-Telegram. "The procedure is to separate the warhead from the missile, encase the warhead and transport it by military cargo aircraft to a repository -- not an operational bomber base that just happens to be the staging area for Middle Eastern operations."

Six nuclear W80 nuclear-armed cruise missiles were flown to Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota to Barksdale AFB in Louisiana where they sat for ten hours undetected.

"Press reports initially cited the Air Force mistake of flying nuclear weapons over the United States in violation of Air Force standing orders and international treaties, while completely missing the more important major issues, such as how six nuclear cruise missiles got loose to begin with," writes Stormer.

"Let me be very clear here: We are not talking about paintball cartridges or pellet gun ammo. We are talking nuclear weapons."

Stormer doesn't buy reports that the missiles were simply lost. The title of his piece is "Nuke transportation story has explosive implications."

"There is a strict chain of custody for all such weapons," he said. "Nuclear weapons handling is spelled out in great detail in Air Force regulations, to the credit of that service. Every person who orders the movement of these weapons, handles them, breaks seals or moves any nuclear weapon must sign off for tracking purposes."

"All security forces assigned are authorized "to use deadly force to protect the weapons from any threat. Nor does anyone quickly move a 1-ton cruise missile -- or forget about six of them, as reported by some news outlets, especially cruise missiles loaded with high explosives.

"This is about how six nuclear advanced cruise missiles got out of their bunkers and onto a combat aircraft without notice of the wing commander, squadron commander, munitions maintenance squadron (MMS), the B-52H's crew chief and command pilot and onto another Air Force base tarmac without notice of that air base's chain of command -- for 10 hours."

At the end of his editorial, he poses the following questions.

The questions that must be answered:

1 Why, and for what ostensible purpose, were these nuclear weapons taken to Barksdale?

2 How long was it before the error was discovered?

3 How many mistakes and errors were made, and how many needed to be made, for this to happen?

4 How many and which security protocols were overlooked?

5 How many and which safety procedures were bypassed or ignored?

6 How many other nuclear command and control non-observations of procedure have there been?

7 What is Congress going to do to better oversee U.S. nuclear command and control?

8 How does this incident relate to concern for reliability of control over nuclear weapons and nuclear materials in Russia, Pakistan and elsewhere?

9 Does the Bush administration, as some news reports suggest, have plans to attack Iran with nuclear weapons?

10 If this was an accident, have we degraded our military to a point where we are now making critical mistakes with our nuclear arsenal? If so, how do we correct this?
  

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Reply #104 - Oct 10th, 2007 at 8:20am
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come on, we can't even keep track of our money over in iraq, might as well "lose" a few nukes over there.
  
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Yeah, we could definitely "lose" a couple of them over there.  One in Baghdad, one in Tehran, one in...

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Reply #107 - Oct 10th, 2007 at 10:33am
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I hope that they stop making 24 because of this.

I don't see why people still watch it...
  
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Reply #108 - Oct 10th, 2007 at 10:58am
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spanky wrote on Oct 10th, 2007 at 10:33am:
I hope that they stop making 24 because of this.

I don't see why people still watch it...



This coming from a man that watches The View.  Ha!

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I find rosie o'donnell insightful and witty.


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Boy's 911 Call Leads To Mother's Arrest

POSTED: 11:24 am PDT October 22, 2007
UPDATED: 12:13 pm PDT October 22, 2007

VANCOUVER, Wash. -- An 8-year-old boy called 911 about his mother's driving Saturday night, leading Clark County deputies to arrest her.

"I don't know where we are and mom's not acting normal," the boy told a 911 dispatcher.

The dispatcher asked the boy to point out businesses or landmarks that he saw.

With information from the boy and call-tracking technology, deputies found the car and arrested 33-year-old Paulette Lynn Spears.

Spears, of Vancouver, faces charges of drunken driving, reckless endangerment and assault of a child. She is accused of biting the boy's hand while trying to get the phone away from him.

The boy and a 5-year-old who was also in the car were placed with an aunt.

Spears is scheduled to appear in court Monday afternoon.






Now, Really.  Do they have to change Britney's first name to Paulette? We already know she's an incompetent mother.


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Reply #112 - Oct 22nd, 2007 at 5:14pm
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I didn't know Britney had a kid that old?

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i was being a douche bag; that isn't britney spears.

i just saw it in the news.
  

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Just when you thought it was safe to trade sex for a ride...

Officials say Evans was hitch hiking down Interstate 30 in Arlington when a white female known only as ‘Angie’ picked him up.

Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City.

When they arrived, the two became intimate, and officials say ‘Angie’ asked Evans to perform oral sex on her.

That’s when they say Evans got quite a surprise.

"(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male," Sheriff Moore said.

Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed ‘Angie’-- who is a man-- multiple times.


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That's screwed up on so many different levels.

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You just hate that story cause you're the one that got the horrible stabby death.
  
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My favorite part of the story is after they tell you she's a he...they say this:

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Reply #118 - Oct 26th, 2007 at 3:26pm
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I really like how they put `Angie' in quotes.  Bahahaha!

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Ok gentlemen I figured what you can get me besides a listening device detection device...one of these puppies!

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Published: November 4, 2007

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 2 — One afternoon in early September, an architect boarded his commuter train and became a cellphone vigilante. He sat down next to a 20-something woman who he said was “blabbing away” into her phone.

“She was using the word ‘like’ all the time. She sounded like a Valley Girl,” said the architect, Andrew, who declined to give his last name because what he did next was illegal.

Andrew reached into his shirt pocket and pushed a button on a black device the size of a cigarette pack. It sent out a powerful radio signal that cut off the chatterer’s cellphone transmission — and any others in a 30-foot radius.

“She kept talking into her phone for about 30 seconds before she realized there was no one listening on the other end,” he said. His reaction when he first discovered he could wield such power? “Oh, holy moly! Deliverance.”

As cellphone use has skyrocketed, making it hard to avoid hearing half a conversation in many public places, a small but growing band of rebels is turning to a blunt countermeasure: the cellphone jammer, a gadget that renders nearby mobile devices impotent.

The technology is not new, but overseas exporters of jammers say demand is rising and they are sending hundreds of them a month into the United States — prompting scrutiny from federal regulators and new concern last week from the cellphone industry. The buyers include owners of cafes and hair salons, hoteliers, public speakers, theater operators, bus drivers and, increasingly, commuters on public transportation.

The development is creating a battle for control of the airspace within earshot. And the damage is collateral. Insensitive talkers impose their racket on the defenseless, while jammers punish not just the offender, but also more discreet chatterers.

“If anything characterizes the 21st century, it’s our inability to restrain ourselves for the benefit of other people,” said James Katz, director of the Center for Mobile Communication Studies at Rutgers University. “The cellphone talker thinks his rights go above that of people around him, and the jammer thinks his are the more important rights.”

The jamming technology works by sending out a radio signal so powerful that phones are overwhelmed and cannot communicate with cell towers. The range varies from several feet to several yards, and the devices cost from $50 to several hundred dollars. Larger models can be left on to create a no-call zone.

Using the jammers is illegal in the United States. The radio frequencies used by cellphone carriers are protected, just like those used by television and radio broadcasters.

The Federal Communication Commission says people who use cellphone jammers could be fined up to $11,000 for a first offense. Its enforcement bureau has prosecuted a handful of American companies for distributing the gadgets — and it also pursues their users.

Investigators from the F.C.C. and Verizon Wireless visited an upscale restaurant in Maryland over the last year, the restaurant owner said. The owner, who declined to be named, said he bought a powerful jammer for $1,000 because he was tired of his employees focusing on their phones rather than customers.

“I told them: put away your phones, put away your phones, put away your phones,” he said. They ignored him.

The owner said the F.C.C. investigator hung around for a week, using special equipment designed to detect jammers. But the owner had turned his off.

The Verizon investigator was similarly unsuccessful. “He went to everyone in town and gave them his number and said if they were having trouble, they should call him right away,” the owner said. He said he has since stopped using the jammer.

Of course, it would be harder to detect the use of smaller battery-operated jammers like those used by disgruntled commuters.

An F.C.C. spokesman, Clyde Ensslin, declined to comment on the issue or the case in Maryland.

Cellphone carriers pay tens of billions of dollars to lease frequencies from the government with an understanding that others will not interfere with their signals. And there are other costs on top of that. Verizon Wireless, for example, spends $6.5 billion a year to build and maintain its network.

“It’s counterintuitive that when the demand is clear and strong from wireless consumers for improved cell coverage, that these kinds of devices are finding a market,” said Jeffrey Nelson, a Verizon spokesman. The carriers also raise a public safety issue: jammers could be used by criminals to stop people from communicating in an emergency.

In evidence of the intensifying debate over the devices, CTIA, the main cellular phone industry association, asked the F.C.C. on Friday to maintain the illegality of jamming and to continue to pursue violators. It said the move was a response to requests by two companies for permission to use jammers in specific situations, like in jails.

Individuals using jammers express some guilt about their sabotage, but some clearly have a prankster side, along with some mean-spirited cellphone schadenfreude. “Just watching those dumb teens at the mall get their calls dropped is worth it. Can you hear me now? NO! Good,” the purchaser of a jammer wrote last month in a review on a Web site called DealExtreme.

Gary, a therapist in Ohio who also declined to give his last name, citing the illegality of the devices, says jamming is necessary to do his job effectively. He runs group therapy sessions for sufferers of eating disorders. In one session, a woman’s confession was rudely interrupted.

“She was talking about sexual abuse,” Gary said. “Someone’s cellphone went off and they carried on a conversation.”

“There’s no etiquette,” he said. “It’s a pandemic.”

Gary said phone calls interrupted therapy all the time, despite a no-phones policy. Four months ago, he paid $200 for a jammer, which he placed surreptitiously on one side of the room. He tells patients that if they are expecting an emergency call, they should give out the front desk’s number. He has not told them about the jammer.

Gary bought his jammer from a Web site based in London called PhoneJammer.com. Victor McCormack, the site’s operator, says he ships roughly 400 jammers a month into the United States, up from 300 a year ago. Orders for holiday gifts, he said, have exceeded 2,000.

Kumaar Thakkar, who lives in Mumbai, India, and sells jammers online, said he exported 20 a month to the United States, twice as many as a year ago. Clients, he said, include owners of cafes and hair salons, and a New York school bus driver named Dan.

“The kids think they are sneaky by hiding low in the seats and using their phones,” Dan wrote in an e-mail message to Mr. Thakkar thanking him for selling the jammer. “Now the kids can’t figure out why their phones don’t work, but can’t ask because they will get in trouble! It’s fun to watch them try to get a signal.”

Andrew, the San Francisco-area architect, said using his jammer was initially fun, and then became a practical way to get some quiet on the train. Now he uses it more judiciously.

“At this point, just knowing I have the power to cut somebody off is satisfaction enough,” he said.


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LAS VEGAS - A man accused of killing his wife and shooting the judge who was handling their bitter divorce reached a plea deal Monday, bringing an abrupt end to his trial.

Darren Mack, 46, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder and entered an Alford plea to a charge of attempted murder as the defense began presenting opening statements to the jury.

Mack was on trial for the June 12, 2006, stabbing death of his estranged wife, Charla, at Mack's townhouse in south Reno. Authorities said after the killing, Mack drove to a downtown parking garage and shot Washoe Family Court Judge Chuck Weller through the third-floor window of the judge's chambers. The judge survived.

Under an Alford plea, a defendant acknowledges there is enough evidence for a conviction, but does not admit guilt.

In exchange for his admissions, prosecutors agreed to recommend a sentence of life in prison with possible parole after 20 years. However, the judge is not bound by that agreement. A sentencing date was not immediately set.

During the brief hearing, Mack apologized for shooting Weller, who sat in the first row behind the prosecution and watched the plea unfold.

"I do understand right now in my state of mind that shooting at the judiciary is not a proper form of political redress," Mack said.


It's a serious story, but I can't help but to roffle uncontrollably at the statement in bold!

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Reply #121 - Nov 7th, 2007 at 1:51pm
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The latest political rumor to hit the net is that Hillary is a closet lesbian.  Supposedly, she's having a "relationship" with here political strategist Huma Abedin, who is from - get this - Kalamazoo.

Hillary is going to put us on the map!

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We’re still a bit incredulous on this one, but a top level U.S. Department of Justice official is telling Big Head DC that Michael Musto’s rumor about Hillary Clinton fooling around with one of her top female aides Huma Abedin is based in reality!
“I am close enough to Hillary and Huma to tell you that this ‘rumor’ is true,” the official says. “It is well known inside her campaign that Hillary and Huma are an item.
“If you call Hillary’s residence in DC first thing in the morning, Huma answers the phone,” the official continues. “Same thing late at night and on the road. It’s a closely guarded secret that Hillary’s inner circle guards at all costs.”
Make of that what you will, kids. But know this: The official is someone who has proven highly credible in the past.

As I recently said on MONICA CROWLEY’s radio show, whisper campaigns are claiming that HILLARY CLINTON is GAYLE KING–ing her aide de camp, the glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan. In other words, Hillary may be putting Huma out there in the press and purposely making her more visible as a pre-emptive strike that amounts to her hiding in plain sight. This way, no Republican can later say, “Who is this gorgeous babe who spends so much intimate time with Hillary that the Observer called her Hill’s ‘body person’? Was GENNIFER FLOWERS’s book right about Hillary’s sexual taste?” And does either of this couple have the balls to bottom?




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Reply #122 - Nov 9th, 2007 at 6:04pm
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Mark Wahlberg IS Max Payne!

November 9, 2007
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Max Payne

This one came out of left field! Mark Wahlberg will star as Max Payne in a live-action adaptation of the video game to be directed by John Moore (Behind Enemy Lines, Flight of the Phoenix, and The Omen). The video game is a bestselling hit from Rockstar that first debuted in 2001 and followed up with a sequel, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne, in 2003. The game is a third-person shooter noir crime thriller and is one of my all-time favorite games, so without a doubt I'm already looking forward to this.

Max Payne is a cop who is haunted by the tragic loss of his family and has little regard for rules as he investigates a series of mysterious murders. He finds himself up against an adversary bent on destroying Max and the streets he protects. The game used bullet-time as well as a noir and comic like feel to it, which will lend itself great to a film adaptation. The script was written by newcomer Beau Thorne. The film will go into production immediately after Wahlberg finishes The Lovely Bones with Peter Jackson, meaning yet another pre-strike movie.

Where I'm confused here is that Marky Mark has consistently stated that he won't join films that don't have incredible scripts. He won't even do a sequel to The Departed because he think it won't be as good as the first one! Yet he's joined this, with a director who has had consistent tentpole crap films? I'm confused, am I missing something here? As much as I really, really want this to be great, I just fear for the worst.

I can tell you the path to success with Max Payne is to base it very strictly off of the video game, almost like Zack Snyder and 300 (with its exact frame-to-frame comparisons from the source material). It really needs that Sin City visual style and Matrix flair for it to really succeed. Without it, I can tell you it's a guaranteed flop. And honestly, Moore is not the best guy for the job. Damn, why can't the good directors be available more often!


MARK F**KING WAHLBERG!!!  MARK F**KING WAHLBERG??? MARK F**KING WAHLBERG?!?!?!  I despise this "actor" more than anyone else.  I hope he falls down on two railroad spikes with his eyes and then a donkey comes along and takes a diaheria dump on his head.

I freaking love Max Payne and I must see the movie...even with Mark F**KING Wahlberg is in it.

In conclusion...God hates me so much.

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You guys are all jealous of my l33t Max Payne mouse pad.

It could be worse.  Uwe Boll could be directing it.

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Bruce Schneier Email 11.15.07 | 12:00 AM

Random numbers are critical for cryptography: for encryption keys, random authentication challenges, initialization vectors, nonces, key-agreement schemes, generating prime numbers and so on. Break the random-number generator, and most of the time you break the entire security system. Which is why you should worry about a new random-number standard that includes an algorithm that is slow, badly designed and just might contain a backdoor for the National Security Agency.

Generating random numbers isn't easy, and researchers have discovered lots of problems and attacks over the years. A recent paper found a flaw in the Windows 2000 random-number generator. Another paper found flaws in the Linux random-number generator. Back in 1996, an early version of SSL was broken because of flaws in its random-number generator. With John Kelsey and Niels Ferguson in 1999, I co-authored Yarrow, a random-number generator based on our own cryptanalysis work. I improved this design four years later -- and renamed it Fortuna -- in the book Practical Cryptography, which I co-authored with Ferguson.

The U.S. government released a new official standard for random-number generators this year, and it will likely be followed by software and hardware developers around the world. Called NIST Special Publication 800-90 (.pdf), the 130-page document contains four different approved techniques, called DRBGs, or "Deterministic Random Bit Generators." All four are based on existing cryptographic primitives. One is based on hash functions, one on HMAC, one on block ciphers and one on elliptic curves. It's smart cryptographic design to use only a few well-trusted cryptographic primitives, so building a random-number generator out of existing parts is a good thing.

But one of those generators -- the one based on elliptic curves -- is not like the others. Called Dual_EC_DRBG, not only is it a mouthful to say, it's also three orders of magnitude slower than its peers. It's in the standard only because it's been championed by the NSA, which first proposed it years ago in a related standardization project at the American National Standards Institute.

The NSA has always been intimately involved in U.S. cryptography standards -- it is, after all, expert in making and breaking secret codes. So the agency's participation in the NIST (the U.S. Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology) standard is not sinister in itself. It's only when you look under the hood at the NSA's contribution that questions arise.

Problems with Dual_EC_DRBG were first described in early 2006. The math is complicated, but the general point is that the random numbers it produces have a small bias. The problem isn't large enough to make the algorithm unusable -- and Appendix E of the NIST standard describes an optional work-around to avoid the issue -- but it's cause for concern. Cryptographers are a conservative bunch: We don't like to use algorithms that have even a whiff of a problem.

But today there's an even bigger stink brewing around Dual_EC_DRBG. In an informal presentation (.pdf) at the CRYPTO 2007 conference in August, Dan Shumow and Niels Ferguson showed that the algorithm contains a weakness that can only be described a backdoor.

This is how it works: There are a bunch of constants -- fixed numbers -- in the standard used to define the algorithm's elliptic curve. These constants are listed in Appendix A of the NIST publication, but nowhere is it explained where they came from.

What Shumow and Ferguson showed is that these numbers have a relationship with a second, secret set of numbers that can act as a kind of skeleton key. If you know the secret numbers, you can predict the output of the random-number generator after collecting just 32 bytes of its output. To put that in real terms, you only need to monitor one TLS internet encryption connection in order to crack the security of that protocol. If you know the secret numbers, you can completely break any instantiation of Dual_EC_DRBG.

The researchers don't know what the secret numbers are. But because of the way the algorithm works, the person who produced the constants might know; he had the mathematical opportunity to produce the constants and the secret numbers in tandem.

Of course, we have no way of knowing whether the NSA knows the secret numbers that break Dual_EC-DRBG. We have no way of knowing whether an NSA employee working on his own came up with the constants -- and has the secret numbers. We don't know if someone from NIST, or someone in the ANSI working group, has them. Maybe nobody does.

We don't know where the constants came from in the first place. We only know that whoever came up with them could have the key to this backdoor. And we know there's no way for NIST -- or anyone else -- to prove otherwise.

This is scary stuff indeed.

Even if no one knows the secret numbers, the fact that the backdoor is present makes Dual_EC_DRBG very fragile. If someone were to solve just one instance of the algorithm's elliptic-curve problem, he would effectively have the keys to the kingdom. He could then use it for whatever nefarious purpose he wanted. Or he could publish his result, and render every implementation of the random-number generator completely insecure.

It's possible to implement Dual_EC_DRBG in such a way as to protect it against this backdoor, by generating new constants with another secure random-number generator and then publishing the seed. This method is even in the NIST document, in Appendix A. But the procedure is optional, and my guess is that most implementations of the Dual_EC_DRBG won't bother.

If this story leaves you confused, join the club. I don't understand why the NSA was so insistent about including Dual_EC_DRBG in the standard. It makes no sense as a trap door: It's public, and rather obvious. It makes no sense from an engineering perspective: It's too slow for anyone to willingly use it. And it makes no sense from a backwards-compatibility perspective: Swapping one random-number generator for another is easy.

My recommendation, if you're in need of a random-number generator, is not to use Dual_EC_DRBG under any circumstances. If you have to use something in SP 800-90, use CTR_DRBG or Hash_DRBG.

In the meantime, both NIST and the NSA have some explaining to do.


I wonder if this is some kind of red herring to keep our attention off NSA's other cryptological exploits?  This is just too darned obvious for the NSA...

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Why even have a back door when I learned from the bestest hacking movie of all time...Hackers...that the password is either Secret, Sex, or God.  So it's gotta be one of those.

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On no....it's the cookie monster virus!

Just type cookie, nitwit!

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I have to say my favorite line is when they're listing off the stats of Acid Burn's lapper and she brags about having a 26.6 modem!

Radical man!

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Monica Chen, Taipei; Emily Chuang, DIGITIMES [Friday 30 November 2007]

Nvidia is ready for its next-generation GPU launch. According to sources at graphics card makers, the company plans to launch its GeForce 9 series GPU after the Lunar New Year in February.

The first chip to rollout of in GeForce 9 family will be the D9E, a high-end product that adopts 65nm manufacturing. The new product will also support DirectX 10.1 and Shader Model 4.1, revealed the sources.

In addition to the D9E, Nvidia will roll out a mid-range GeForce 9 family product named D9P in June 2008. The new GPU will adopt 55nm processing, the sources pointed out.


Hopefully, the 9000 series cards will make DirectX 10 gaming possible.  With the 8000 series, even two 8800Ultra's in SLI are having trouble with many DirectX 10 implementations.

I want my realistic water and Shader Model 4.0!

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Eh, kinda exciting...I guess.

So you have been waiting all this time on a graphics card that will give you realistic water?  The water in games now looks real enough for me.  I will be impressed when a graphics card is so realistic it creates water and throws it in your face.(or for somepeople gives them real bedsores from camping one spot for too long...)

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Check out the water comparisons in the screenshots at the bottom of this page:

http://enthusiast.hardocp.com/article.html?art=MTQxMyw0LCxoZW50aHVzaWFzdA==

Actually, that entire article is pretty decent.  It not only discusses the image quality improvements in DirectX 10 (in LOTR: Online anyway) but the massively negative impact DX10 has on system performance. 

DX10 has the same effect on computers that I have on Spanky's mom, it brings them to their knees!  ZING!

DX9 can create some pretty impressive water, but DX10 can really help integrate water with land, leading to a much more satisfying result.  I've attached a screenshot showing DX10 on the left and DX9 on the right.

If you could take the crazy transparencies in the DX10 screenshot and combine it with some decent Havok physics for liquids, you'd have a pretty darned cool toy!

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You sure both screenshots have all of the settings turned on?  That water looks a lot like the water in quake wars...when I have the option turned on.

Still, buy a 9000 series card just for pretty water?  What are you, an art major?

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DX10 is a lot more than pretty water.  It includes better hooks for physics, more realistic smoke effects, much improved shadowing (also covered at the link I posted earlier), and vastly superior particle effects and interaction.  I've attached a screenshot of the DX10 particle effects when compared to DX9.  The difference is pretty amazing.

DirectX 10 will also bring some pretty interesting improvements to the sound arena once the major sound vendors get used to the OpenAL API.  Perhaps one of my biggest grips with Vista is the elimination of most aspects of DirectSound, leaving lots of old (and new) games sounding like crap with stereo sound.  Creative Labs seems to be making some strides in repairing that damage with ALchemy, but the verdict is still out on whether or not ALchemy is going to do the trick.

For what its worth, I'm not just a DX10 fanboy.  The last couple revisions of DirectX haven't really been all that breathtaking, but DX10 really has the potential to take gaming to the next level.  Not only will games look better than ever, but the improvements in sound and physics will make games far more immersive.  Imagine Half-Life 2's physics kicked up a notch!  I had more fun with the gravity gun than I did with the rest of the game combined, and I can't wait to see more innovation on that front.

I don't get to play games nearly as often as I would like to, but I really appreciate beautiful games.  If I'm playing a game that is truly engrossing and worthwhile, I want to play it with all of the settings cranked so I can view it the same way the creators did.  A person stricken with cataracts can't appreciate a Degas painting the same way a person with 20/20 vision can because they can't see it the same way the artist does.

Briney, what's your take on this?

On an off-topic note, just last night I started playing Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, and I can honestly say that it's one of the most beautiful and engaging games I've played since Riven.  Although its beauty is tied more to the artistic direction taken by the producers than the API its running on, I can only imagine what this game would look like if it was redone in DX10.  If you guys are looking for something completely off the path, this game is truly amazing.

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Oh come on b0b, those smoke lines are great.  Without them how am I supposed to know where the bomb went off?

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That last screenshot was from BioShock, by the way.  Here's another example of DX10 pwnage from Call of Heroes.  For what its worth, Call of Heroes was originally a DX9.0c title.  Even though the game is over a year old, it just received a DX10 update via patch a couple months ago.

As you can see from the screenshot, the DX10 version has much more believable shadowing.  The grass is also incredible by comparison!

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Fine, you made your freaking point.  DX10 is semi cool.  Still, you going to vista to use it?
  
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Just because I'm bored, here's one more shot from Call of Heroes showing the difference in shadowing between DX9 and DX10.  If you look closely at the characters, you'll see they have two shadows in the DX10 version, one cast by the lamp and one cast by the moon.

Although the effect is very subtle in this particular screenshot, it gives an idea of just what DX10 can do.  Imagine the lighting on a tree.  Instead of the artists forcing a shadow to be created from one light source, the engine can dynamically create shadows for every single leaf from a near-infinite number of sources.  Moreover, it can layer those shadows dynamically over the top of bump-mapped textures, lending an incredible amount of realism on different types of surfaces.

In short, I want it.

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spanky wrote on Nov 30th, 2007 at 3:28pm:
Fine, you made your freaking point.  DX10 is semi cool.  Still, you going to vista to use it?


No, I'm going to Vista because I need to learn Vista for the 2008 MCSE certifications.  Although most of the stuff changed between XP and Vista isn't the kind of stuff that's going to show up on an exam, I still need to familiarize myself with the new Group Policy management options and the network configuration changes.  The best way to do that is to actually use Vista.

That said, DirectX 10 is a great perk in the upgrade process.  I was on Windows 95 for three years, 98 for one year, 98SE for two years, and 2000 for 1 year.  It's been six years since I made the jump from 2000 to XP, which is by far the longest I've ever spent on a single platform. I'm ready to make the leap.

However, this is only the second time I've ever been hesitant about migrating to a new platform.  Millenium was the other, and I completely skipped that version and opted for 2000 Pro instead.  Hopefully my OS spidey sense will be wrong this time around.

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If you could get him on here, that'd be awesome.  I'm having a heck of a time finding any input from industry sources, so it'd be nice to hear what he has to say.

If you want, I can try to split the DX10 posts away from this thread into it's own thread.

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Donnie Register is a happily married man, who will likely always proudly display his wedding ring. Especially after what happened to him this weekend. The Jackson, Mississippi man was in his antique store on Saturday when two men walked in and asked to see a sample of his rare coin collection.

When Donnie took it out, one of the patrons pulled a gun and demanded Register's register be emptied. When the owner didn't move fast enough, the gunman opened fire, aiming at the businessman's head. In a reflex reaction, Register threw up his left hand - the one with his wedding ring on it.

In an incredible coincidence you wouldn't believe in a fictional script, the bullet hit the ring and deflected the projectile. He was hurt - but still very much alive. "The bullet managed to go through two of his fingers without severing the bone," wife Darlene Register explains. "A part of the bullet broke off and is in his middle finger. The other part is in his neck, lodged in the muscle tissue. But it's not life-threatening."

Cops are still looking for the culprits, who got away with a lot of cash. But the one thing they didn't manage to take was the most precious of all - Register's life.



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Meh, I was already bullet proof.

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What?  Get married?

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Nah, I meant you shouldn't try to deflect bullets with wedding bands.  But hey, if that's all you've got, give it your best shot!

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Maybe he tried to punch the bullet...or he thought he was Wonder Woman and deflected the bullet with his wrist bands!

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Mac users who installed an update to their QuickBooks software over the weekend were met with a nasty surprise: missing data.

If you're a user of Intuit's QuickBooks accounting software for small businesses on your Mac, and you haven't installed an update pushed to users over the weekend, don't.

The update caused several Mac users to lose data from their Desktop folders, infuriating many who were hoping to close their books this week for 2007, only to lose valuable purchase orders and spreadsheets. This problem doesn't appear to affect those using QuickBooks on Windows PCs, but it does appear to be causing problems for both Tiger and Leopard users.

The update apparently came along with a prompt that read, "there is not enough space to install." If you clicked yes, knowing that your hard drive wasn't even close to full, you could have found yourself with lost data, once you rebooted after installing the update.

Intuit is recommending that you NOT install the update under any circumstances if you haven't already. If you close QuickBooks and then open it again, the company says the software should no longer prompt you to install the update. Intuit said it has corrected the issue on its servers so that the update prompt won't be issued again.

If you did install the update, the company said, "our recommendation for now is to turn off your computer and do not use it further." Intuit is trying to figure out how to help customers recover the data they lost, but this sounds like this is quickly spiraling into a nightmare for Intuit technical-support employees and QuickBooks users who didn't have a backup of their files saved to Desktop.

I put a call into Intuit, asking for more details on the problem and any possible workarounds or solutions, and I'll update later if those come along.


Fortunately, this only affects people using Quickbooks and Macintrashes, which is somewhere around five people.

This, combined with the 31 security updates released by Apple this week, isn't going to help their shiny PR image very much.

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*Actual size*

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Well Briney always gives me a magnifying glass and says I have a surprise for you.  I always think it's candy....


it's not candy.

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Reply #161 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 2:46pm
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Does it taste like candy?

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Reply #162 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 3:04pm
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I've seen penny candy bigger than it...so I wouldn't know the taste.

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Reply #163 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 3:53pm
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So....

...how about them Dodgers?

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Reply #164 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:30pm
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Toshiba Builds 100x Smaller Micro Nuclear Reactor

Toshiba has developed a new class of micro size Nuclear Reactors that is designed to power individual apartment buildings or city blocks. The new reactor, which is only 20 feet by 6 feet, could change everything for small remote communities, small businesses or even a group of neighbors who are fed up with the power companies and want more control over their energy needs.

The 200 kilowatt Toshiba designed reactor is engineered to be fail-safe and totally automatic and will not overheat. Unlike traditional nuclear reactors the new micro reactor uses no control rods to initiate the reaction. The new revolutionary technology uses reservoirs of liquid lithium-6, an isotope that is effective at absorbing neutrons. The Lithium-6 reservoirs are connected to a vertical tube that fits into the reactor core. The whole whole process is self sustaining and can last for up to 40 years, producing electricity for only 5 cents per kilowatt hour, about half the cost of grid energy.

Toshiba expects to install the first reactor in Japan in 2008 and to begin marketing the new system in Europe and America in 2009.


Well, now I know what I want for Christmas.  I could use one of these to power the Gundam in my back yard.

Seriously, this might be the coolest thing I've ever read.  This is more evidence that we do not need the government to legislate energy change.  The free market will supply solutions when the technology is ready.

Instead of a reactor in the garage, how about having it power a muscle car and have it on the road?

Forty years between fill-ups would be great in my book and 200kw would power an electric car that would toast an Enzo hands-down in performance (assuming its light enough).

This is probably the only article I've ever read that made me seriously consider an electric performance vehicle.

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Reply #165 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:37pm
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This is bad news.  Celeren (the company I work for) makes ass tons of money from controlling the eletricity and gas usage of office buildings/factories/campuses.  If they don't make ass tons of money, I have a bad feeling they will stop paying me!
  
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Reply #166 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:05pm
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spanky wrote on Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:37pm:
If they don't make ass tons of money, I have a bad feeling they will stop paying me!


Just like your boyfriend, eh?

The really scary part is that this technology comes from Japan.  Anyone want to bet how long it'll be before Japan unleashes their first massive robot using this thing?

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Reply #167 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:08pm
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So is Bush going to start saying Toshiba has WMDs and is part of the Axis of Evil?  Are we going to start running bombing campaigns of their manufacturing centers?

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Reply #168 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:17pm
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X wrote on Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:08pm:
Are we going to start running bombing campaigns of their manufacturing centers?


I seem to remember us doing that once before...

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Reply #169 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:20pm
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JOHNSTOWN, Colorado (AP) - Two teens have been charged with killing the 7-year-old sister of one of them by beating her with imitations of moves from the «Mortal Kombat» video game, prosecutors said.
Lamar Roberts, 17, and Heather Trujillo, 16, were charged as adults on one count each of felony child abuse causing death, state prosecutor Robert Miller said in court documents released Wednesday and filed a day earlier.

According to a police affidavit, the teens were baby-sitting Trujillo's half-sister, Zoe Garcia, on Dec. 6 while the girl's mother was at work. Zoe lost consciousness and stopped breathing after the teens hit, kicked and body-slammed her, imitating moves used in the video game, the document said.
Trujillo and Roberts tried reviving the girl by putting her under running water and attempting CPR before they called her mother and paramedics, the affidavits stated. The girl died at a hospital.

An autopsy showed she had a broken wrist, more than 20 bruises, swelling of the brain, and bleeding in her neck muscles and under her spine, the affidavits said.

There were no listed phone numbers in the Weld County directory for either Roberts' mother, Linda Clark, or Trujillo's, Dana Trujillo. Sheriff's spokeswoman Margie Martinez said late Wednesday that she did not know whether either teen had an attorney. The teens were being held at the Weld County jail but were not permitted to accept phone calls, Martinez said.

Roberts said he was downstairs playing video games while the sisters wrestled upstairs, police said. But a witness quoted in the affidavit said Roberts told her he had kicked the girl.

The witness told police that Roberts said Zoe had told them to stop wrestling. According to the affidavit, when the witness asked why they didn't stop, he responded, «I don't know; I was drunk.
If convicted, the teens could be sentenced to 48 years in prison.


Now they are saying mortal combat is to blame.  I say we might want to look elsewhere.  Can you spot what I think might have caused this?
  
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Reply #170 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:53pm
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Yes...having an annoying sister...right?

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Reply #172 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 3:11pm
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X wrote on Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:53pm:
Yes...having an annoying sister...right?


Wow, isn't that the truth.  I have no clue how many times I wanted to body slam my sister.  Of course she was five years older than me, not ten years younger like the victim in the story.

Blaming this on Mortal Kombat is complete BS.  It's amazing how quick society is to blame video games, which makes it so much easier for criminals to use that excuse when they get busted.  It's a vicious cycle.

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Reply #173 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 9:51am
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A TeraDisc could hold up to 250,000 high-resolution pictures or 40 HD movies

December 21, 2007 (Computerworld) -- At the upcoming CES conference in Las Vegas, one company plans to demonstrate the ability to store half a terabyte of data on a DVD disc that is made of a polymer similar to Plexiglas.

Israel-based Mempile Inc. said its TeraDisc DVDs will offer 1TB of storage for consumers in the next few years -- and corporations will be able to use the technology to permanently store data at a fraction of the price of spinning disk and tape, according to Dr. Beth Erez, Mempile's chief marketing officer. Today's high-definition DVDs hold a maximum of 50GB in formats such as HD DVD and Blu-ray Disc.

With 1TB capacity, a TeraDisc could hold up to 250,000 high-resolution photos or MP3s, or about 40 HD movies or 115 DVD movies. While that may seem like an unnecessary amount of capacity for anything but the largest professional needs, Tom Coughlin, a storage analyst at Coughlin Associates in Atascadero, Calif., said HD formats for movie distribution are already four times the current 1080-pixel resolution currently used for consumer HD retail movie distribution. Over the next 10 years, both studio and consumer HD products will multiply by 10 times the current resolution.

"If HD now is 25GB, you can easily have something that's 300GB or larger in the future. So I think we've not reached the limits of resolution that people want in their entertainment devices," Coughlin said.

Another company offering DVD storage is Cambridge, England-based Plasmon PLC, which relies on the same blue-laser technology used by Blu-ray and HD DVD. Plasmon's technology, called Ultra-Density Optical (UDO technology) can write up to 60GB on a proprietary DVD format platter for corporate data archive use. Plasmon sells automated libraries, which can store terabytes of data. Pricing varies, but Computerworld found a 60GB UDO platter for $60 on Pricegrabber.com. Plasmon's road map envisions 240GB discs, and it offers drives for use in automated libraries and stand-alone drives for desktops. The DVDs are available in both first-generation 30GB and second-generation 60GB models.

Similarly, TDK is working on next-generation Blu-ray Disc technology that will offer up to 200GB on a DVD platter.

Mempile's DVD drives will initially retail for between $3,000 and $4,000, and a 700GB platter -- the first model expected out around 2011 -- will sell for $30, according to a Mempile spokeswoman. Until now, Mempile had demonstrated writing and reading data on 100 layers within a .6mm thick substrate material that in total can hold 500GB. Over the next three years, the company expects to increase the disc's thickness to the industry DVD standard of 1.2mm, which will allow it to record 5GB on each of 200 layers, spaced 5 microns apart, for a total of 1TB of capacity. According to a company white paper, the technology road map calls for a 5TB DVD "a few years down the road."

Unlike HD DVDs, which use blue lasers to record and read data off a reflective surface on top of a polymer substrate, Mempile's TeraDisc drives use more powerful red-laser technology to write and read. The Mempile drive has two lasers, one that tracks and one that reads and writes. The drive uses a CD-like system for tracking data in the substrate. Erez said his company's technology writes bits at the molecular level, changing the color of florescent molecules in the Plexiglas-like material to record the data.

Erez said traditional HD DVD technology, which reflects light back to an optical reader, causes signal deterioration and background noise, where writing and reading through a clear substrate offers a cleaner signal that is more efficient for data transfer. "We have no noise in looking at the 200th layer or the second layer or the 10th," Erez said.

Erez said the TeraDisc technology can also be used for network-based backup for archive purposes. Mempile is manufacturing the TeraDisc technology using polymers produced by chemical developer Arkema Inc., which also produces hoses and gaskets for cars and polyethylene packaging for foods, among other things.


Wow, how much do you think these bad boys will cost when they hit the market?

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Reply #174 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 11:09am
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Come on bob, read the article you post.
  
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Reply #175 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 11:55am
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Meh, reading is for n00bs.

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Reply #176 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 2:42pm
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Man with 1 TB disc you know how many movies and folders I'd be down to?

Let's assume that each movie is 700megs and let's also assume that I have 1500 movies (not counting TV shows yet).

That's 1,050,000 megs that means I have 1,026 gigs of movies.

That means I would need 1 full one and .03 of another one to fit my entire movie collection on.  I'd prob need 2 or 3 for my movie collection though...maybe more.

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Reply #177 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:04am
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Ai you - to add to the ever growing collection of bizarre stories from the Chinese gaming world comes news that a 17 year old high school student has been sentenced for setting a classmate on fire.

What does this have to do with gaming, you ask? Because the kid 'thought' he was a WoW fire mage. Now, in China, the 'but the video game made me do it!' defense doesn't work so well (the kid was sentenced to 8 years in prison, his accomplice - who lured the victim outside with the old line about wanting to chat for a bit - was sentenced to 7, and both boys and their families were ordered to pay a 760,000 RMB restitution - over $100K USD - to the victim and his family), so there's nothing to gain - nor a lawsuit to pursue - by pointing the finger at Blizzard, The9, or Warcraft.

According to an article in the Beijing News [新京報], the 'fire mage' purchased gasoline 5 days prior to the event, which sort of takes the edge off that 'spur of the moment' idea. Furthermore, the interview a Beijing News reporter had with the 'fire mage' was downright disturbing in parts - nothing like sound bites like "[the feeling of watching fire and people burning] is very addictive, very happy!" to make someone come off as perfectly sane. And all this over a schoolyard fight between 17 year olds.


This just lessened my hatred for China a little bit.

Dumbass: But the video game made me do it.
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Reply #178 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:07am
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What happened to th China we all knew and loved?  You know, the China that would've just capped him in the forehead the moment he started speaking all that crazy jibber jabber?

Either way, I'm glad this didn't happen in the US.  Although I can't stand WoW, I wouldn't want to see Blizzard get butchered over one crazy player.

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Reply #179 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:07pm
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And Jack Thompson better count his lucky stars that he's not in China either...they'd get as sick of him as we are and they'd put him in some Mortal Kombat fight tournament...because all Asians know karate.

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Reply #180 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:17pm
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For some reason, the thought of Scorpion pulling a fatality on Jack Thompson is mildly heartwarming.



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Reply #181 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:46pm
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It'd be the most ironical death in all of history!

Ooo what if he just died from a normal scorpion sting?

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Reply #182 - Jan 5th, 2008 at 5:44pm
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Ok not a news story but still...HOLY CRAP!

So today I got two autographs in the mail:

1 was from the man - Stan Lee! It's awesome, only took 1 week and 1 day.

But then I see I have this bulky fed ex package...and it's from

KEVIN MITNICK!

He sent me his newest book signed because he took so long to send me something.

Isn't that awesome?  Aren't you jealous of me?




The book he sent


And the autograph

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Alright, so maybe I'm a wee little bit jealous.  But not much.

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SUCK IT ALL YOU LIBERAL, ANTI-2ND AMENDMENT, GUN HATERS OUT THERE!!!  This is what logic gets you!

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January 6, 2008

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Six years after new rules made it much easier to get a license to carry concealed weapons, the number of Michiganders legally packing heat has increased more than six-fold.

But dire predictions about increased violence and bloodshed have largely gone unfulfilled, according to law enforcement officials and, to the extent they can be measured, crime statistics.

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The incidence of violent crime in Michigan in the six years since the law went into effect has been, on average, below the rate of the previous six years. The overall incidence of death from firearms, including suicide and accidents, also has declined.

More than 155,000 Michiganders -- about one in every 65 -- are now authorized to carry loaded guns as they go about their everyday affairs, according to Michigan State Police records.

About 25,000 people had CCW permits in Michigan before the law changed in 2001.

"I think the general consensus out there from law enforcement is that things were not as bad as we expected," said Woodhaven Police Chief Michael Martin, cochair of the legislative committee for the Michigan Association of Chiefs of Police. "There are problems with gun violence. But ... I think we can breathe a sigh of relief that what we anticipated didn't happen."

John Lott, a visiting professor at the University of Maryland who has done extensive research on the role of firearms in American society, said the results in Michigan since the law changed don't surprise him.

Academic studies of concealed weapons laws that generally allow citizens to obtain permits have shown different results, Lott said. About two-thirds of the studies suggest the laws reduce crime; the rest show no net effect, he said.

But no peer-reviewed study has ever shown that crime increases when jurisdictions enact changes like those put in place by the Legislature and then-Gov. John Engler in 2000, Lott said.

In Michigan and elsewhere (liberal permitting is the rule in about 40 states), those who seek CCW permits, get training and pay licensing fees tend to be "the kind of people who don't break laws," Lott said.

Nationally, the rate of CCW permits being revoked is very low, he said. State Police reports in Michigan indicate that 2,178 permits have been revoked or suspended since 2001, slightly more than 1% of those issued.

Another State Police report found that 175 Michigan permit holders were convicted of a crime, most of them nonviolent, requiring revocation or suspension of their permits between July 1, 2005, and June 30, 2006.

But even if more armed citizens have not wreaked havoc, some critics of Michigan's law chafe at how it was passed: against stiff opposition in a lame duck legislative session and attached to an appropriation that nullified efforts at repeal by referendum.

Kenneth Levin, a West Bloomfield physician, was one of those critics. In a letter to the Free Press in July 2001, he referred to the "inevitable first victim of road or workplace rage as a result of this law."

Last month, Levin said he suspected "it probably hasn't turned out as bad as I thought. I don't think I was wrong, but my worst fears weren't realized."

But the manner in which the law was enacted was nevertheless "sneaky" and "undemocratic," Levin said.

Other opponents remain convinced that it has contributed to an ongoing epidemic of firearms-related death and destruction.

Shikha Hamilton of Grosse Pointe, president of the Michigan chapter of the anti-gun group Million Moms March, said she believes overall gun violence (including suicide and accidental shootings) is up in Michigan since 2001. Many incidents involving CCW permit holders have not been widely reported, she said.

The most publicized recent case came early in 2007, when a 40-year-old Macomb County woman fired from her vehicle toward the driver of a truck she claimed had cut her off on I-94. Bernadette Headd was convicted of assault and sentenced to two years in prison.

Hamilton said that even if gun violence has ebbed, it remains pervasive, tragic and unnecessary. At the least, a more liberal concealed weapons law means there are more guns in homes and cars and on the street, she said, and more potential for disaster.

Advocates for the law argue that there is nothing equivocal about the experience of the CCW permit holders who have warded off threats and, in a few instances, saved themselves from harm.

In September, a 36-year-old Troy man killed an armed 18-year-old assailant who, with three other suspects, attempted to steal his car outside Detroit Police headquarters.

Michelle Reurink, 40, a consultant in Lansing, got her CCW permit last year, not so much because she felt an imminent threat to her well-being, she said, but because she's a strong believer in the Constitution's Second Amendment -- the right to bear arms.

"The primary reason I got it is because I feel like I have the right to have it," she said.

Still, she doesn't often carry her gun during her daily routine, though she takes it when she and her husband go on their boat, she said.

Having the license and a handgun makes her feel more secure in her home (where no one needs a CCW license to have a gun), she said. She also feels more secure because of the required training, including self-defense lessons, she took as part of the license application.

Mark Cortis of Royal Oak, who conducts concealed weapons license training and sits on the Oakland County gun board, said he believes the benefits of an armed citizenry are evident in small ways almost every day, as permit holders deter trouble and live more confidently.

"The police just can't protect you," Cortis said. "If you have to call 911, it's probably already too late."


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Wow, it's nice to read an article that isn't retardedly biased against CCW.

The real question, though, is this:  When are you guys going to apply for your own concealed weapons permits?

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When I get the money to own a gun!

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Reply #188 - Jan 9th, 2008 at 8:28am
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Yeah, I guess that's sensible.

I've been planning on buying a summer CCW piece for the last year now and still haven't made the leap.  I'm looking at one of these bad boys...



Kahr PM4043A.  I want the version with the Tritium night sights (radiation, FTW!), but I can't seem to find $814 in my change jar...

If you guys are looking for a small, cheap, and easily concealable pistol, you might want to consider a Kel-Tec 9mm.  There are several different options, but the P9 and P11 are the most popular.  You can get them in a variety of colors (black, two-tone black/stainless, gray, etc.) and calibers (.40S&W, 9mm, .32ACP, .380) and several different sight/light options.



These pistols retail in the $200-$300 range depending on which options you choose.  You can typically buy them from a distributor at a gun show for as low as $175.

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I would be more willing to get my CCW if I lived in a place like detroit (murder capital of the US, woot!) or sturgis.  Down here the only shady places I go are some of the factories.  Who the hell puts a machine casting plant in the middle of the ghetto?!
  
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The same people that would put that factory in Mexico, and for the same reason.

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The more I think about this the more it makes sense.  You ever try walking off with a 2 ton part?  I didn't think so.

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Never underestimate the power of four hundred sleepy Mexicans!

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why does everyone give Detroit a bad rap. It's not the murder capital... New Orleans, Chicago, DC are worse.
  

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Damn, briney wins this one.  Detroit is second in the country with 47 murders per 100,000 people.

Give it a little time, detroit can play catch up!
  
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Yeah, it's not in first place anymore, but second is pretty darn close!

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2nd place is first loser...come on D-Town...you can do you better!

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January 14, 2008 at 9:29 p.m. Eastern


Since it began to give credit ratings to nations in 1917, Moody's has rated the United States triple-A. U.S. Treasury bonds have been seen as the most secure investment on earth. When crises erupt, nervous money seeks out the world's great safe harbor, the United States. That reputation is now in peril.

Last week, Moody's warned that if the United States fails to rein in the soaring cost of Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, the nation's credit rating will be down-graded within a decade.

Our political parties seem oblivious. Republicans, save Ron Paul, are all promising to expand the U.S. military and maintain all of our worldwide commitments to defend and subsidize scores of nations.

Democrats, with entitlement costs drowning the federal budget in red ink, are proposing a new entitlement – universal health coverage for the near 50 million who do not have it – another magnet for illegal aliens. Moody's is telling America it needs a time of austerity, while the U.S. government is behaving like the governments we used to bail out.

California has already hit the wall. With an economy as large as a G-8 nation, the Golden State is looking at a $14 billion deficit in 2009 and a $3 billion shortfall in 2008. Gov. Schwarzenegger has called for slashing prison staff by 6,000, including 2,000 guards, early release of 22,000 inmates, closing four dozen state parks and a 10 percent across-the-board cut in all state agencies. The Democratic legislature is demanding tax hikes, which would drive more taxpayers back over the mountains whence their fathers came.

Meanwhile, Washington drifts mindlessly toward the maelstrom. With the dollar sinking, oil surging to $100 a barrel, the Dow having its worst January in memory, foreclosures mounting, credit card debt going rotten, and consumers and businesses unable or unwilling to borrow, we appear headed into recession.

If so, tax revenue will fall and spending on unemployment will surge. The price of the stimulus packages both parties are preparing will further add to the deficit and further imperil the U.S. credit rating. This all comes in the year that the first of the baby boomers, born in 1946, reach early retirement and eligibility for Social Security.

To stave off recession, the Fed appears anxious to slash interest rates another half-point, if not more. That will further weaken the dollar and raise the costs of the imports to which we have become addicted. While all this is bad news for the Republicans, it is worse news for the republic. As we save nothing, we must borrow both to pay for the imported oil and foreign manufactures upon which we have become dependent.

We are thus in the position of having to borrow from Europe to defend Europe, of having to borrow from China and Japan to defend Chinese and Japanese access to Gulf oil, and of having to borrow from Arab emirs, sultans and monarchs to make Iraq safe for democracy.

We borrow from the nations we defend so that we may continue to defend them. To question this is an unpardonable heresy called "isolationism."

And the chickens of globalism are coming home to roost.

We let Europe to get away with imposing value-added taxes averaging 15 percent on our exports to them, while they rebate that value-added tax on their exports to us. Thus, the euro has almost doubled in value against the dollar in the Bush years, as NATO Europe begins to bail out on Iraq and Afghanistan.

We sat still as Japan protected her markets and dumped high quality goods into ours and China undervalued its currency to suck jobs, technology and factories out of the United States. Now, China and Japan have $2 trillion in cash reserves. The Arabs have an equal amount of petrodollars. Both are headed here to spend their depreciating dollars snapping up U.S. assets – banks, ports, highways, defense contractors.

America, to pay her bills, has begun to sell herself to the world.

Its balance sheet gutted by the subprime mortgage crisis, Citicorp got a $7.5 billion injection from Abu Dhabi and is now fishing for $1 billion from Kuwait and $9 billion from China. Beijing has put $5 billion into Morgan Stanley and bought heavily into Barclays Bank.

Merrill-Lynch, ravaged by subprime mortgage losses, sold part of itself to Singapore for $7.5 billion and is seeking another $3 billion to $4 billion from the Arabs. Swiss-based UBS, taking a near $15 billion write-down in subprime mortgages, has gotten an infusion of $10 billion from Singapore.

Bain Capital is partnering with China's Huawei Technologies in a buyout of 3Com, the U.S. company that provides the technology that protects Pentagon computers from Chinese hackers.

This self-indulgent generation has borrowed itself into unpayable debt. Now the folks from whom we borrowed to buy all that oil and all those cars, electronics and clothes are coming to buy the country we inherited. We are prodigal sons, and the day of reckoning approaches.


Bahaha, told you so!

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Whoa whoa whoa.  Are you telling me I really couldn't afford that house that cost 40 times my annual salary?

And that article almost states that we might be losing money by continuing the war?!


...on a side note, anyone else praying every night that california falls into the ocean?  Just me?  Well it would solve a bunch of problems...
  
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Wait...wait....wait!

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Wait.....

You mean I can't spend money I don't have on things I don't really need?!

What happened to the Amerika I once knew?!

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spanky wrote on Jan 15th, 2008 at 12:55pm:
And that article almost states that we might be losing money by continuing the war?!


If they're criticizing the war or its cost, it's obvious they're unpatriotic communists!

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Well time warner is going to start charging for internet access in one town by how much you download.  This is great I love paying more for less service!

And why do they need to do this?  Because, according to them, many people are downloading multiple terabytes of data from p2p each month.

Now b0b is probably the biggest bandwidth whore here so I will direct this question at him.  How many terabytes do you download in 1 month?  

Also to get you to stop downloading that much they are going to cap your usage at 30 gigabytes.  Anyone notice that there is a huge gap between 30GB and 2-3TB?

Why can't these companies get a person who knows what they are talking about to make public statments?

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If they're going to cap downloading at 30GB, how are they going to charge people that are downloading terabytes worth of data?

For what it's worth, my biggest single download session was probably no more than 45GB in a week.  Even if I did that four weeks in a row, that's only about ~200GB in a one month period once you factor in web stuff and the forum traffic.  If somebody is hitting 2-3 terabytes, they're hosting something big, and I have no problem with an ISP selectively notifying those users to cut it out.  They need to be on a dedicated hosting package (probably a frickin' T3 with that much data), not a cable line.

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Ya...I've been catching up on my old TV shows and they cost me about 40 gigs a week and it's been slow since no shows are around because of the writers strike.

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RIO DE JANEIRO (AFP) — Brazil this week imposed a ban on popular role-playing computer games "Counter-Strike" and "EverQuest," claiming they incited violence and were "harmful to consumers' health."

The federal prohibition on the sale of the games was being applied across the country, the official consumer protection agency in the central state of Goias said on its website Thursday.

Both games allow players, typically teenage boys, to connect online to fantasy worlds where they interact with other players, form groups and carry out joint missions usually involving combat.

"Counter-Strike," a first-person-view shoot-'em-upper based on the motor powering the popular "Half-Life" game, requires participants to choose a role as either a masked terrorist or an anti-terrorist officer before going forth with an ever-sophisticated array of weapons.

An adapted version in Brazil permitted players to take on the perspective of either a police officer or a narcotrafficker in Rio de Janeiro's infamously crime-ridden slums.

"EverQuest" is a swords-and-spells game in the mold of "Lord of the Rings" in which human or elvish or other imaginary characters go on joint adventures to gain treasure and increase their avatar's abilities.

Both began in 1999 and have since developed huge worldwide followings.

Some psychologists have described them as addictive as drugs. A few players have turned professional, earning money from powerful characters they sell, or from the auction of hard-to-win virtual items.

The ban was ordered in October 2007 by a Brazilian federal court, but was not immediately implemented.

The judge, Carlos Alberto Simoes, ruled that the games encouraged "the subversion of public order, were an attack against the democratic state and the law and against public security."



Woot.  I would like to welcome brazil to the year 1999!


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It's funny that CounterStrike and EQ are banned, but CounterStrike: Source and EQ2 aren't.  I'm wondering why they'd ban EQ at all, but leave all of the other fantasy MMO's untouched?

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How do they expect to enforce it?

Ok they don't sell it in their stores but they are notorious for being a country where rich people send electronic funds and that also means rampant amounts of piracy.

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Brazil isn't China, so they won't really enforce it.  They'll make the retailers stop carrying copies of EverCrack, but that won't stop people from downloading the client over the Interweb and buying a working account on Ebay.

Brazil has neither the economic nor technical resources to implement a massive firewall like the Chinese have.

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Ya both Microsoft and Google aren't helping Brazil like a certain Red country.

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Don't forget about Cisco.

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Isn't he the guy that wrote the Thong Song?

Oh yes...I went there...all the way back to 2001

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Heh, I don't think he wrote the song.  I think that he just slapped his name on it.
  
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Oh dear God...

Why did you have to mention that awful piece of drivel?

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Well before pat mentioned the song I read that as Crisco.


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Like one of the movie's characters--who erroneously receives paychecks--a Chicago-area man has allegedly been receiving nearly $100,000 a year for much of the past five years without actually showing up at the office or doing the job.

And that is what landed Anthony Armatys, 34, in jail about five years after he accepted a job at Avaya Communications, according to a report in the Daily Herald near Chicago. He accepted a job at Avaya in 2002, but backed out without starting the job, the paper reported. However, due to a system error, a paycheck was allegedly being deposited in to Armatys' bank account for the past five years--to the tune of about $470,000.


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Rumsfeld One of the many things I love about Donald Rumsfeld is that he's totally unrepentant. Back in 2001, the Pentagon under his leadership created the controversial Office of Strategic Influence, which was closed down just a few months later after its existence became public. Rightly or wrongly, the Pentagon was accused of creating a propaganda office. Now, the former defense secretary has a bigger vision: he is advocating a "21st century agency for global communications."

This was one of the major themes in one of Rumsfeld's first post-Pentagon public comments at a conference today on network centric warfare sponsored by the Institute for Defense and Government Advancement. According to Rumsfeld, the United States is losing the war of ideas in the Muslim world, and the answer to that, in part, is through the creation of this new government agency.

During the the Q&A after the speech, I asked Rumsfeld what this new agency might entail (he was pretty clear it wouldn't be a resurrected U.S. Information Agency, which was merged into State Department in 1999), and why, when there is an abundance of media available in the private sector, the government needs to get involved.

I'll just let Rumsfeld speak for himself:

    Private media does not get up in the morning and say what can we do to promote the values and ideas that the free Western nations believe in? It gets up in the morning and says they're going to try to make money by selling whatever they sell... The way they decided to do that is to be dramatic and if it bleeds it leads is the common statement in the media today. They've got their job, and they have to do that, and that's what they do.

    We need someone in the United States government, some entity, not like the old USIA . . . I think this agency, a new agency has to be something that would take advantage of the wonderful opportunities that exist today. There are multiple channels for information . . . The Internet is there, pods are there, talk radio is there, e-mails are there. There are all kinds of opportunities. We do not with any systematic organized way attempt to engage the battle of ideas and talk about the idea of beheading, and what it's about and what it means. And talk about the fact that people are killing more Muslims than they are non-Muslims, these extremists. They're doing it with suicide bombs and the like. We need to engage and not simply be passive and allow that battle of competition of ideas.

What would this agency actually do? Hard to say, but Rumsfeld referred approvingly back to when the Army paid reporters to plant stories in the local press in Iraq. He still thinks that was a good idea (and blames the U.S. press for screwing it up).

In Rumsfeld's view, the free press can co-exist with government sponsored/produced/paid news. "It doesn't mean we have to infringe on the role of the free press, they can go do what they do, and that's fine," says Rumsfeld. "Well, it's not fine, but it's what it is, let's put it that way."

UPDATE:  MountainRunner, IntelFusion, Spencer Ackerman, and the Washington Post's William Arkin all weigh in.  As does the New York Times' blog The Lede, which is kind enough to give us a high five.  For sheer comedy gold, though, Ackerman wins, hands down.


Wow...where's George Orwell when you need him to slap people upside the head.  I just hope Rumsfeld gets the same treatment he wants for us all...in this life or the next.

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Like one of the movie's characters--who erroneously receives paychecks--a Chicago-area man has allegedly been receiving nearly $100,000 a year for much of the past five years without actually showing up at the office or doing the job.

And that is what landed Anthony Armatys, 34, in jail about five years after he accepted a job at Avaya Communications, according to a report in the Daily Herald near Chicago. He accepted a job at Avaya in 2002, but backed out without starting the job, the paper reported. However, due to a system error, a paycheck was allegedly being deposited in to Armatys' bank account for the past five years--to the tune of about $470,000.


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Wow, that's too funny!  I wonder what he was charged with?

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It's probably check fraud...since he knowingly cashed checks that weren't his.  However...if the payment was a bit smaller than 6 digits I could see the judge suspending the sentence and maybe forcing him to pay it back.    I'm sorry though...if you're company is moronic enough to not notice 500,000 dollars going out to someone who doesn't work there...it should be finders keepers statue.

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Wouldn't they be technically his? They had his name on it..  If I accidently wrote a check to the wrong person and they cashed it, should I be able to demand my money back?
  
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If it happened once sure...but when you receive a steady paycheck and you know you're not earning it through normal means...then it's check fraud.

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A little Australian boy's face was horribly scarred by the family dog - but his mother vowed to keep the pet, blaming the attack on her son.

Two-year-old Noah Newbold is lucky to have the sight in his left eye after being mauled by his family's mastiff-staffordshire cross.

Deep cuts and scratches cover the left side of his face.

But, the toddler's mother, Alicia Cottier, said she was keeping the dog despite the attack because it had been provoked by her son pulling the dog's ears.

"People are telling me I should shoot the dog, and as much as I love my son to death, I believe Noah was annoying her. I love the dog and she's part of the family," Cottier said.

Noah is nursing a range of painful injuries after being bitten on Monday night at his home at Booral in the Hunter Valley.

Police attended the scene but said there no charges would be laid because the attack had occurred at the home of the dog's owner.

With a large cut on his eyelid, and puncture marks on his cheeks and chin, the toddler told The Daily Telegraph his pet dog "bited me."

As the child hugged and kissed the dog yesterday, Ms Cottier said the attack was not the dog's fault.

"It's not like the dog picked him up and shook him or anything, she just snapped at him for pulling on her ears," she said.

"She's a good dog, I've never had any problems with her before and I don't think it's her fault."

Young Noah agreed.

"I love Cassey," Noah said.

Paramedics who dressed the boy's wounds said he was lucky to escape with so few injuries, given his size compared with the dog.

Until Monday night, Cottier said Noah and Cassey played together like best friends.

But one too many tugs of the dog's ears, according to Cottier, was enough to set her off.

"Noah was lying all over her and he started pulling her ears. I told him not to or she'd get cranky," Cottier said.

But Noah persisted.

"Normally when she (Cassey) has had enough, she walks away from him but this time she snapped at him and she's bitten him on the face," Cottier said.

Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.

"There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming," she said.

Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him "the luckiest boy alive".

Lower Hunter police inspector Glenn Blain said the dog's fate was in the hands of its owner.

"It happened at the house where the dog lives so no action will be taken," he said.


Wow, I think this woman might have just wrested the Mother of the Year title away from Britney Spears...

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Well, not sure if you know this, but I was bitten by our dog two times when I was a little over 1 year old. (so I am told, I only have a very small scar)  The first time he bit my hand and didn't really do anything bad.  The next time his tooth went into my eyebrow almost hitting my eyeball.

I think dogs are great; and I will have one when I decide to get a house.  But once a dog starts biting kids they do keep doing it.  After the second time my dad did take the dog out to the forest and shoot it.  Not to sound too much like a filthy hippy but I was poking and pulling on the dog and I can see why he did that and I think killing him was a little extreme.

In the end I think it is time to get rid of it to a family without kids. 

But the real question here is why the hell does bob hate pets so much??(I can see hating cats, but dogs...come on)
  
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Hey...if Old Yeller *sniff sniff* had to be put down before he bit anyone...*sniff sniff*....I think someone should take care of Cujo here...and maybe the mother.

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I don't hate dogs.  I'm not a big fan of dogs, but I certainly don't hate them.

That being said, the first time any dog bites my child, I'm putting a bullet in its skull.  I'm not trying to sound like a hard ass, that's just the way it is.

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Somebody just posted this spam mail over on AR15.com.  I have to admit, those crazy Nigerians are really getting crafty!

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I am very sorry for you Xxxxxx, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.
Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $15,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $8,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recoeded every discusion i hade with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $7,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY rip092008@gmail.com


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That's some old spam there...that started the summer of '07.  I have to admit...it's pretty crafty...and just like the Nigerian ones...people don't go to the cops but pay it.  I wonder if anyone has written "I'll give you double the price that person paid if you kill that person".

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Everyone knows I am not the best at teh grammerz.  But holy hell, if you are going to threaten my life do it in English please!


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A 37-year-old American businesswoman and married mother of three is seeking justice after she was thrown in jail by Saudi Arabia's religious police for sitting with a male colleague at a Starbucks coffee shop in Riyadh.

Yara, who does not want her last name published for fear of retribution, was bruised and crying when she was freed from a day in prison after she was strip-searched, threatened and forced to sign false confessions by the Kingdom's “Mutaween” police.

Her story offers a rare first-hand glimpse of the discrimination faced by women living in Saudi Arabia. In her first interview with the foreign press, Yara told The Times that she would remain in Saudi Arabia to challenge its harsh enforcement of conservative Islam rather than return to America.

“If I want to make a difference I have to stick around. If I leave they win. I can't just surrender to the terrorist acts of these people,” said Yara, who moved to Jeddah eight years ago with her husband, a prominent businessman.
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Her ordeal began with a routine visit to the new Riyadh offices of her finance company, where she is a managing partner.

The electricity temporarily cut out, so Yara and her colleagues — who are all men — went to a nearby Starbucks to use its wireless internet.

She sat in a curtained booth with her business partner in the café's “family” area, the only seats where men and women are allowed to mix.

For Yara, it was a matter of convenience. But in Saudi Arabia, public contact between unrelated men and women is strictly prohibited.

“Some men came up to us with very long beards and white dresses. They asked ‘Why are you here together?'. I explained about the power being out in our office. They got very angry and told me what I was doing was a great sin,” recalled Yara, who wears an abaya and headscarf, like most Saudi women.

The men were from Saudi Arabia's Commission for Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, a police force of several thousand men charged with enforcing dress codes, sex segregation and the observance of prayers.

Yara, whose parents are Jordanian and grew up in Salt Lake City, once believed that life in Saudi Arabia was becoming more liberal. But on Monday the religious police took her mobile phone, pushed her into a cab and drove her to Malaz prison in Riyadh. She was interrogated, strip-searched and forced to sign and fingerprint a series of confessions pleading guilty to her “crime”.

“They took me into a filthy bathroom, full of water and dirt. They made me take off my clothes and squat and they threw my clothes in this slush and made me put them back on,” she said. Eventually she was taken before a judge.

“He said 'You are sinful and you are going to burn in hell'. I told him I was sorry. I was very submissive. I had given up. I felt hopeless,” she said.

Yara's husband, Hatim, used his political contacts in Jeddah to track her whereabouts. He was able to secure her release.

“I was lucky. I met other women in that prison who don't have the connections I did,” she said. Her story has received rare coverage in Saudi Arabia, where the press has been sharply critical of the police.

Yara was visited yesterday by officials from the American Embassy, who promised they would file a report.

An embassy official told The Times that it was being treated as “an internal Saudi matter” and refused to comment on her case.

Tough justice

— Saudi Arabia’s Mutaween has 10,000 members in almost 500 offices

— Ahmad al-Bluwi, 50, died in custody in 2007 in the city of Tabuk after he invited a woman outside his immediate family into his car

— In 2007 the victim of a gang rape was sentenced to 200 lashes and six years in jail for having been in an unrelated man’s car at the time. She was pardoned by King Abdullah, although he maintained the sentence had been fair


Ya know if it wasn't for all the killing that occurs when people speak out against Muslims...Islam would be on par with Scientology and be considered just another cult.  This is what happens when you follow a guy who said...we worship the same god as the Jews...so let's kill those Jews and anyone else who won't believe in our god!  I really wish Muslims would take a good look at the history of Allah and notice that he was nothing more than an old pagan god who Mohammad worshiped at Mecca.  It wasn't a new concept...the only thing new was that Allah went from one of thousands to just one.

What is this?!  You are typing with white text?!  Allah commands nothing about this...soooooo....we cut off your hands!

Ya know, I always thought the point of any religion was to draw closer to the deity.  Granted, I believe that God is the only true God...but I'll give up for the sake of argument that the God I worship is somewhat like all the others (but I don't really).  Why would anyone want to worship someone like Allah?  Allah, like the Mormon gods, are a generational thing and it just seems weird that whereas most generations die out...this one has grown.  Does the threat of death really force people to follow and believe that much?

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What are you talking aboot?  Islam is the religion of peace!
  
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Maybe the prohibition people of the 20s should have taken a page from the Muslim book if they wanted to force people not to drink.

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A man accused of murdering teenage model Sally Anne Bowman confessed to having sex with her after she was killed, a court has been told.

Miss Bowman, 18, was repeatedly stabbed and bitten outside her home in Croydon, south London, in September 2005.

Chef Mark Dixie, 35, of no fixed address, denies murdering Miss Bowman.

Prosecutor Brian Altman said: "The defendant confesses that he had sex with Sally Anne and that he had sex with her after her death."

The court heard Mr Dixie had said he had been drinking, took drugs and had "taken advantage of the situation".



When will people learn?  Rape THEN murder.  Yeesh.
  
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A Pennsylvania man picked up for sexual assault tried to convince his teen victim and police that he was a supernatural werewolf/vampire combination, police told the Allentown Morning Call.

Kristian Allen Carl, 19, believed he was a hybrid – part werewolf and part vampire – and that he had a guardian dragon that “protected him from evildoers,” police told the paper.

Carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sex with the victim, 15, after meeting her the previous night and convincing her that he was the bizarre creature, the Morning Call reported.

Pottsville police Sgt. James Joos said that Carl even tried to convince him of his “curse.”

"He showed me his canine teeth," Joos told the Morning Call. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."



Ok, who is dumber.  The guy that made this story up, or the twunt who bought it and had sex with him?!

If some girl came up to me and said, "I am a vampire.  Lets do it!"...I would probably say yes.  Hmm bad example.  Ok if a really hairy girl came up to me and said, "I am a werewolf.  Lets do it!" I would say no thanks, here is my friend bobs number.

I am sorry this is survival of the fittest now.  In ohio I hear radio ads all the time about how kids shouldn't go meet the cool people they find on myspace.  If you are stupid enough to go off and meet these people then you deserve to live in a well rubbing lotion on your skin.(or else it gets the hose again!)
  
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I will never understand the stark stupidity of teenage girls.

Seriously, WTF?

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Hey Craig u Q T wanna meet?

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You know, a liquid metal Optimus Prime would be pretty darn cool.

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Sure, I trust that you are really Jeri Ryan and not some dirty old man.

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Who cares, she said she has candy!

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For the first time since 1940, St. Patrick's Day will fall during Holy Week, the sacred seven days preceding Easter.

Because of the overlap, liturgical rules dictate that no Mass in honor of the saint can be celebrated on Monday, March 17, according to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

But a few Roman Catholic leaders are asking for even more moderation in their dioceses: They want parades and other festivities kept out of Holy Week as well.



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Because God hates you.

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WASHINGTON — A helicopter carrying three senior U.S. senators has made an emergency landing in Afghanistan.

Sens. John Kerry, Joseph Biden and Chuck Hagel were aboard the aircraft., according to Jon Summers, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. The lawmakers are on a trip this week that includes stops in India, Turkey and Pakistan.

Kerry and Biden are Democrats from Massachusetts and Delaware, respectively, and the Republican Hagel is from Nebraska.


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An Australian family whose pet guinea pig, cat and dog were eaten by giant pythons menacing their tropical home fears their children could be next on the predators' menu.

The Peric family watched in horror this week as their much-loved Chihuahua was swallowed by a 16.5 ft long scrub python on the verandah of their home in Kuranda, Queensland.

Despite hurling chairs at the snake, it was undeterred and they were unable to save the family pet.

"Actually watching it unfold before your eyes was pretty gut-wrenching," Daniel Peric told the Cairns Post yesterday. "We'd had the dog about five years, so it was part of the family."

A pet guinea pig and a cat had fallen victim to snakes in recent weeks and he said he was now worried about his two young children, Ethan, 5, and Talia, 7, who witnessed the python eat their pet dog.

"We have ducted air-conditioning. Call it paranoia, but my big fear is that a snake will get in there," said Mr Peric.

He was scared to leave his children alone in the house. "When it happens once, you think it's a one-off, but last night I thought 'this is serious'".

The Perics called a local snake expert, Stuart Douglas, to try to save their dog but by the time he arrived it had been all but swallowed, with only its back legs and tail protruding from the python's mouth.

Mr Douglas, a snake handler at the Australian Venom Zoo in Kuranda, near Cairns, took the python away. He believed it had stalked the Chihuahua over a period of several days.

"It only took about 30 minutes to eat the dog, but it will be digesting it for two days," he said.
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It would then be released into a national park; there was no question of killing it.

Scrub pythons, which can grow up to 24ft in length, live in the rainforests of northern Queensland and usually prey on wild turkeys, fruit bats and wallabies.

But towns like Cairns are expanding fast and as homes are built on the rainforest fringe, the snakes inevitably come into contact with domestic pets.

"These pythons used to feed on wallabies but now they feed on cats and dogs in suburbia," said Mr Douglas.

He said Mr Peric's fears for his children were well founded. "A snake of that size is quite capable of killing a small child."
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Despite throwing chairs at the beast the family couldn't save the dog, seen here as a bulge in the giant snake's digestive tract (left)

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Scrub pythons [Morelia kinghorni] are Australia's largest snake, growing up to 24 ft long, although on average they are around 10ft.

Found in northern Queensland and New Guinea, they live in a variety of habitats, from rainforest to open savannah woodland, gorges, swamps and coral cays.

They are mainly nocturnal and good tree climbers They have an unpredictable temperament and because of their size can inflict a painful bite.




You can read the original article and see some really awesome pictures here.

Am I the only one that wonders why they didn't just kill it with fire?  Of course, I think the chihuahua was probably a bigger menace to society than the snake, but if a real dog had been eaten, I would've cut that snake in half with a butter knife if need be.

Of course, a 76 grain .223 jacketed hollow point to the head would've done the trick, too.

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LAS VEGAS (AP) — Preliminary tests indicate that a package found at a motel contained the toxin ricin, and seven people have been taken to hospitals, authorities said.

Police were called to the Extended Stay America Motel on Thursday and retrieved a package from the motel manager that was determined to be a chemical or controlled substance, Officer Ramone Denby said.

Two preliminary tests indicate it contained ricin, he said. Results from further tests by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and a second local lab are expected Friday, police said.

Homeland Security officials joined local police in the investigation. Officials from the FBI, Las Vegas Health District, a hazardous materials team and the National Guard were also at the scene.

Officers cordoned off the area and isolated the room where the substance was found.

Three motel employees and another person were quarantined and decontaminated at the site, then taken to hospitals for further testing, Denby said. All appeared to be in good condition, he said. Three police officers who had been exposed were also taken to hospitals.

It takes between six and eight hours for someone exposed to ricin to show signs of contamination, Denby said.

A woman who answered the phone at the motel declined comment.

Ricin is made from the waste left over from processing castor beans, and can be extremely lethal. As little as 500 micrograms, or about the size of the head of a pin, can kill a human, according to the CDC.


I've heard this motel is right across the street from a water treatment plant.  Incidentally, Las Vegas is also hosting a Nascar race, so the city will be more packed than usual.

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Why would you want to poison nascar fans!?

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Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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I thought making cars go around in circles for 8,000 miles was a good enough reason to eliminate anyone who moronic enough to think that was a good idea.  Although the crashes are the best.

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Cincinnati Children's Hospital notified officials that the child was covered in bruises, sustained two fractures to the left arm and had bleeding on her brain. She was also found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.15, which is twice the legal limit in Kentucky.

The child has been taken out of custody from her mother. Officials say there were four other adults who had access to the child within a 12-hour period who are considered suspects.



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Am I the only one that read that incorrectly?  At first, I thought she was taken to the hospital then beaten and intoxicated.

Either way, this is a tragic story and I hope the perpetrators are subjected to a short and painful death.

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Oh man...until you pointed that out...I thought...wow that's a really bad hospital.  Kinda like Las Vegas' sharing needle wards.  But then you made me realize...that reporters need to re-read their crazy stories before posting them!

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If you want to avoid an afterlife of hellfire and damnation you will now have to do more than obey the Ten Commandments.

The Vatican has extended its list of mortal sins to include 21st century issues such as genetic experimentation, pollution, social injustice, drug abuse and excessive wealth.

Published in the Vatican's official newspaper L'Osservatore Romano the extended list was revealed at the end of a week long refresher course for priests on the sacrament of confession.

According to the Roman Catholic faith a mortal sin must be confessed to a priest and if not absolved or forgiven, will lead to a person's soul being condemned to Hell after death.

Traditionally mortal sins are those which are a breach of the Commandments - murder, adultery, stealing and lying to name but a few.

The new sins were revealed by Gianfranco Girotti, bishop in charge of the Apostolic Penitentiary, the Vatican Department which deals with the forgiveness of sins.

Monsignor Girotti, 70, said: ''The reference for sin is the violation of Man's relationship with God and his fellow Man.

''Today there are various new sins which concern the rights of the individual and society and above all these are in the field of bioethics.

''Within this there are several fundamental violations of nature taking place - experiments, genetic manipulation, which are very difficult to control.

''Socially there is the field of drugs which weaken both intelligence and physically, leaving many youngsters outside the ecclesiastical (church) circuit.

''Then elsewhere socially we have inequality of wealth with the poor getting poorer and the rich getting richer, this in turns feeds an ever growing social injustice.''

Monsignor Girotti led the confession refresher corse because surveys had revealed that the number of people going was declining.

Many said they felt that they ''found it difficult to talk'' to priests about their sin with some saying they feared a severe reprimand.

Monsignor Girotti said the aim of the course had been to teach priests to be less aggressive and more understanding in the confessional box.



Better hope you guys don't get rich...you go to hell for that now.  I know the whole pride in material goods and all that jazz hasn't been exactly cool from the beginning...but why suddenly add them to the list now?
  
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Someone didn't read their Bible. The priest gets to decide if its absolved or forgiven... whaaaaa?
  

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No they don't make the decision, they are the intermediary between you and God.  Geeze, Briney get to know your catholic dogma!

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So polluting will now send you straight to Hell?  I guess the hippies had the right idea the entire time!

Sinless perfection is really difficult.  It'd be really nice if some perfect guy would just come along and take care of all of this for us...

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yea isn't that supposed to be Jesus?

I don't need a person to do for me what I can already do by the blood of Jesus.

  

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But...but...the Pope said it and he's God's representative on earth.  Plus, you can't possibly think that when Jesus said 'It is done" he meant that you didn't have to work for your salvation with at least SOME works!?

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The Criminal Section of the Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division, the U.S. Attorney for South Carolina and the FBI are investigating the allegations, a Justice Department spokesman told The State newspaper Wednesday.

That news came as the Department of Public Safety released three more videos involving misconduct by troopers.


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If true though...these cops are wrong...the only time you can use your vehicle to stop a suspect is when you or someone else is in great danger.  If a suspect is fleeing you cannot use your police cruiser to simply run over them.

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Meh, they probably had it coming anyway.

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Boring!

And you are not thinking nearly lazy enough.
  
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No kidding.  Running after a suspect is a lot of hard work.  You might even break a sweat.

Besides, running them over is probably far cheaper in the long run than shooting them.

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Not sure if running them over would be cheaper.  Last week premium down here hit $4.05 /gal.

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If you think gas has gotten expensive, check out ammunition prices.  Gas has increased by 250% or so since 2000, but ammunition has skyrocketed by about 400%.

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Report: 3rd Graders Plotted to Kill Teacher

Tuesday , April 01, 2008

Officials in Georgia have thwarted a plot by a group of third-grade special education students to kill their teacher.

Officials at the Center Elementary School in Waycross, Ga., learned of the plot on March 28, when a student told authorities about the plan before the start of the school day, the Waycross Journal-Herald reports.

Eleven of 12 students in the class allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle Carter, the paper reports.

The students allegedly had assigned roles in the plot, the Journal-Herald said.

School officials spoke with parents about the incident on Monday, the paper said. The fate of the 11 students was yet to be determined.

Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner declined to comment about the case pending an investigation, the paper said.


Why didn't they just use their retard strength?  And what the heck was the one student going to do with a ribbon?

On a serious note, if 11 of your 12 students want to kill you, you might be doing something wrong.

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I hate to inform you...but we took a group vote and it doesn't look good.


I still believe everyone should be given 1/12th of a kill card once in their life...if 12 other people feel strong enough to use their only kill card on you...well it might be time to cut your loses.

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Wow, that's a really good idea.  Did you think of that all by yourself?

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Kinda.  My C++ professor was the inspiration though.

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Reply #265 - Apr 7th, 2008 at 3:10pm
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Hmm an explorer that does a 10 second quarter, 0-60 in 3 seconds, and gets 35 mpg powering a 1000hp hydraulic motor.  That is a sexy SUV, screw your 5.9!
  
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Any Explorer with a Cisco sticker on the side gets a thumbs-up in my book!

The only problem with that car is it has "1,000hp" only as long as the pressure tank holds out.  I have no idea how long that is, but I'm guessing the time is measured in minutes.

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Well I know bob prefers men over women...but that is off topic.

It is a proven fact that women have smaller brains and are unable to understand things at our level.

Also, huge sunglasses and a mustache...that guy stole my look!  Well technically I don't own any huge sunglasses and my mustache is...shut it bob!

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A judge this morning increased the bond to $5 million for a man accused of caging and shooting at his new bride.

"The family is very concerned," said Frank Forchione, city prosecutor. "These acts of treating someone as an animal are intolerable."

Matthew R. George, 28, of 1205 19th St. NW, is accused of handcuffing his wife, Mary Swihart, and putting her in a dog cage the size of a four-foot cube. Police say he also fired several shots at her feet while their 15-month-old was in an adjoining room.

George faces charges of abduction, felonious assault and domestic violence.

The request for the higher bond was granted by Municipal Court Judge Richard Kubilus.

Swihart sat in the front row for George's court appearance but left without speaking to reporters.

Police said the pair had been married less than a week before Saturday's incident.


That must have been one horrible sammich!

Why did this woman get married to this loser?  There is no way she could have missed that much crazy all bundled up in one place.

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You worked really hard on that tie-in, didn't you?

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I have been waiting to post that pic forever!

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Mystery continues to envelop a man shot and killed by Houston police Tuesday morning after a high-speed chase that ended near the Galleria.

The victim was identified by friends as Roland Vincent Carnaby, 52, of Houston. But who he really was — or more precisely, what he was — is something police are still trying to piece together.

Carnaby held himself out as a federal intelligence agent but was sometimes cagey about his precise job and employer. At times he mentioned the Central Intelligence Agency or the Department of Homeland Security. He was the president of the local chapter of the Association for Intelligence Officers, a legitimate national organization whose board contains luminaries such as former President George H.W. Bush. Friends said they have seen him in the company socially of local law enforcement officials and high-level CIA bureaucrats.

The CIA told KHOU that Carnaby was not an employee of the intelligence agency.

Car dealer Alan Helfman met Carnaby more than a decade ago when "a mutual friend high in law enforcement" brought him by the dealership. "He bought eight or nine cars from me over the years," Helfman said.

Carnaby told Helfman he was a federal officer who worked in intelligence. The two men struck up a close friendship.

"He was always teasing me about being a reserve constable," said Helfman, who volunteers for Harris County Precinct 7.

Friends insist Carnaby was very much who he said he was, even if he was less than specific about his duties. One recalled a recent party in Washington that they both attended for retired intelligence agents.

'A blank page'
"Most of what he does is so classified that regular homicide (detectives) will come up with a blank page and then a question about why you are asking," said Fred Platt, the vice president of the local chapter of intelligence agents. "He's here because of homeland security. The port and the airport. He knows everybody on the command staff of every agency."

Local law enforcement officials, however, say they don't know him, including Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt and Harris County Sheriff Tommy Thomas. The local FBI office also claims to have no knowledge of him.

Hurtt said he'd attended a function held by the Association last year and may have met Carnaby there. He said he did not remember him well, though the two were photographed together.

"I don't know the gentleman," he said.

Carnaby traveled frequently for work, Helfman said, but whenever he was in Houston, he visited the dealership on a daily basis. Helfman said Carnaby spoke seven languages and always carried an arsenal of weapons, including several guns and a knife.

"He was always showing me his knife tricks," he said. "He was real good at karate, too."

Carnaby was tight-lipped about his work and his private life, and Helfman said he didn't question him.

"His entire life has always been clandestine. His girlfriends didn't even know what he was doing," Helfman said.

Even mundane details of Carnaby's life were tinged with mystery. His address listed with the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles is a private mailbox at a UPS Store near downtown. The address at which he registered his Jeep Commander was a different UPS Store in Pearland.

Whatever his real story, Carnaby's life came to an end about 11 a.m. after police forced his vehicle to a stop. He didn't acknowledge the officers who encircled him with guns drawn. And he "refused to put his hands where the officers could see him," said Houston Police Sgt. John Chomiak.

"The driver refused to comply, talk or roll down the window," Chomiak said.

He opened the driver's side door only after one of the officers smashed the passenger-side window, police said.

"He stepped out of his vehicle, turned around and reached under the seat," Chomiak said.

When he did, two officers each fired one time, authorities said. The officers were identified by police officials as HPD Sgt. A.J. Washington and Officer C.A. Foster. Carnaby was later pronounced dead at Ben Taub Hospital.

The incident lasted most of an hour. It began with a routine traffic stop when Carnaby was pulled over for speeding along Texas 288 near Orem. Carnaby raced away after the officers learned he had a license to carry a concealed weapon, police said.

120-mph chase
With the officers in close pursuit, the Jeep raced north along the South Freeway, with speeds reaching 120 mph toward downtown Houston before heading west on the Katy Freeway. Carnaby then headed south along the West Loop, exiting at Woodway where the chase finally came to an end.

Harris County medical examiners said the autopsy will probably be performed today.

Washington, a 22-year HPD veteran, and Foster, who has been on the force for about 15 years, later told investigators they fired because they were in fear for their safety, police said.

Police said the shooting was apparently captured by the dashboard cameras of the HPD patrol cars.

Carnaby slumped to the ground after the officers began firing. He was motionless when they placed him in handcuffs.

'This doesn't smell right'
Although an initial examination revealed no weapons inside the man's car, that changed once it was taken into custody for a more detailed search.

"We have located three weapons inside the vehicle — two pistols and a shotgun," said HPD spokesman John Cannon. "At least one of them was within reach of the suspect."

The frontage road was closed for several hours Tuesday as investigators questioned the officers behind long lines of crime scene tape.

"What's going on?" a passing motorist shouted out as he crawled along the clogged West Loop.

That's the question his friends want answered. They say Carnaby had no reason to run or disobey police. Platt said he had dined with Carnaby both Saturday and Sunday and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Carnaby was engaged to be married, he said, and led a happy life.

"I can't fathom any reason why he would be running from the police because he is the police," Platt said. "This doesn't make any sense. I can't understand him running or why they opened up on him. This doesn't smell right."


Alright, Stewie, I want your professional opinion.  Was this guy a delusional crackpot, or what?

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I'd say this guy was a wannabe spy.  Most Spook's don't act like a spy and they don't go around hiding most of their life from loved ones.  They might tell their gf cover stories but they would never just go with "don't ask, don't tell" policy in relationships.  If you give a half true story, the person doesn't ask again.  However, hiding your life only makes people more curious.

Not to mention if this guy was a fed, there'd be no reason to act like he did to the cops.  All he'd have to do is flash a badge and he's on his way again.

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TARPON SPRINGS - Police were called to the home of DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey's mother on Thursday to investigate her apparent suicide.

Police have confirmed that the dead person is Palfrey who was 52.

Palfrey was dubbed "The DC Madam" by the national media after her arrest for allegedly running an upscale call girl ring in the nation's capitol.

She was convicted on Tuesday of money laundering, using the mail for illegal purposes and racketeering, but she had not yet been sentenced.


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    * Story: DC Madam convicted
    * Video: Exclusive interview with DC Madam

There has been much speculation in the media about who was on Palfrey's client list, but few details came out during the trial.

Randall L. Tobias resigned as a deputy secretary of state after acknowledging to ABC News that he used Palfrey's service for massages.


It always amazes me that the people who have dirt on politicians keep winding up "suicided".  This chick was proud to be a madam and she was still looking to release a whole bunch of prominent names!

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Following the first series of interviews Alan Premel gave with Channel 1 in Moscow, the first series was posted online last week and i have already seen two other additional stories which tie in with Premel and his dealings with the private firm in Houston. This is one and let me find the other.

One of the CIA's former counter-terrorism chiefs and pioneers in covert operations, Roland Carnaby retires.
In the past few months, Mr. Carnaby, who has led a private intelligence firm in Houston, Texas has been delegating more and moredaily responsibilities to his lietenants and is completing his succession planning, say people familiar with the matter. A decision about his departure could come within weeks, though the situation remains fluid, say these people.
Alan Premel, 32 years old, whom CIA recruited in 1997 and whom Carnaby personally recruited in 2002 to work with the private intelligence firm in Houston has emerged as the leading candidate to succeed him, added these people. A spokesperson familiar with the retirement plans stated that Premel and his current worries with the US Senate over allegations and ties to the CIA's Rendition program and his recent resignation from CIA amid a slew of disclosure cases pulls him out of the race for President and chief of such a power position within the intelligence community.
The departure of Mr. Carnaby, 52, would mean the loss of CIA's most experienced, talented and high profile clandestine officers in management. Few executives who helped pioneer the commercialization of private intelligence and private security firms have remained on top for as long, except for some who can also claim founder titles, such as Patriot Oil, and Pan-American Shipping and Consulting Group.
Mr. Carnaby's retirement would come at a critical point for CIA. Any efforts to reveerse the slow-down at his private firm could involve drastic changes that may be more palatable under a new CEO like Premel. Mr. Premel, at CIA, was very instrumental in many changes at CIA as a successful supervisor in the Balkans. His management experience at CIA is 25 years behind Carnaby's but with the firm already warning investors in recent months that it will be raising fees in the absence of Mr. Carnaby.
Mr. Premel wrestled with how to reverse the declining momentum before having to exit left stage last summer from the firm after his public disclosure. The firm's third quarter numbers, a key barometer of the firm's health fell 63% without Premel. Before leaving he implemented some changes that were never fully set into motion causing the down-turn after his sudden departure.
The timing of Mr. Carnaby's retirement is of his own choosing, say people familiar with the situation, unlike Premel's pre-mature departure which came 20-years too soon say experts. Not long after he jonied CIA, Roland Carnaby declared that no one person should stay in the same cover in covert operations more than two years. A standard practice used by the firm. This philosophy has accredited the firm with a lot of success claims Mr. Premel in his interview with CNN's David Ensor late of last year.
Under James Pavitt and Roland Carnaby, the firm has become the intelligence community's most successful private consulting business on counter-terrorism, security consulting and intelligence gathering where they pioneered a way for private officers to carry out day to day functions in the field, relay them back to CIA, DoD, DIA or other foreign agencies. In 2004, Mr. Premel streamlined a way for collecting, compliling and disseminating vast amounts of data and breaking it down by himself. The process which is only done by one person, Mr. Premel himself is the work of what 7-9 officers would typically do.
When Carnaby and Premel shared the reigns from 2004-2007, they have delivered more than 10 consecutive quarters of sequential revenue growth. Profit increase every year and the company now has 248 licensed contract officers working for the firm globally, and $297 million in classified contracts over 5 continents. Those figures are up from the firms $18 million in 1997.
To maintain momentum, Mr. Premel, using $40 million from a settlement with CIA, purchased a private lending company in Houston as well as acquiring a private shipping business and a private internet ticketing business.
There were missteps: Last year, the firm took a $80.4 million write-down for its purchase of a private airline business in DC, Houston and Vegas. And threats loomed when recruitment of some of the firm's top and most talented officer's. To keep top talent, Mr. Carnaby and Mr. Premel kicked in an extra $2.4 million for salaries and bonuses to keep the firm afloat.
Mr. Carnaby has long planned for his eventual exit, say people familiar with the matter. He often rotated top officer's into different operational roles as a way to groom potential successors and to give the board a slate of candidates from which to choose.

In his departing emails to friends, firm and CIA colleagues, Mr. Carnaby wrote how much he was pleased by the professionalism and careers of each and all of the persons who have served under him and with him during his 32-year tenure in the US Intelligence Community.


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This guy sounded unstable nonetheless.  Why does he act shaddy around friends and family?  That's not how a spy is suppose to act.  Maybe he was just analysis and saw too many movies.

I really don't know about this.  I have a question mark above me head.

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I think he moved out of the real espionage stuff a long time ago and worked on the political/administrative side of intelligence.  His bragging might have been a bit unprofessional, but he was a political-type at a private intelligence company, not a deep-cover agent for the CIA.

It sounds to me like he got pushed out of his own private intelligence business a couple months back and went off the deep end.  Or maybe he was just drunk out of his mind...  Who knows?

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Reefer madness!  I have seen the movie...I know what happens!

I will let you guys in on a secret but you can't tell anyone else.  I am an alien spy.  I just hope my contact from the planet of the apes doesn't find out that you know.

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The retarded plot ruined that movie before the screenplay was even written.  The only blame that can be laid at the feet of the actors is that they even agreed to be in the movie in the first place.

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CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Bernie Mac, the Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago's South Side, died Saturday at age 50.

Bernie Mac, 50, was nominated for a Grammy for "The Original Kings of Comedy."

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles, California.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Recently, Mac's brand of comedy caught him flack when he was heckled during a surprise appearance at a July fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama.

Toward the end of a 10-minute standup routine, Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language. The performance earned him a rebuke from Obama's campaign.

But despite controversy or difficulties, in his words, Mac was always a performer.

"Wherever I am, I have to play," he said in 2002. "I have to put on a good show."

Mac started his comedy career at age 8, with a standup performance at a church dinner. In 1977, at age 20, he took that act to comedy clubs in Chicago.

His film career started with a small role as a club doorman in the Damon Wayans movie "Mo' Money" in 1992. In 1996, he appeared in the Spike Lee drama "Get on the Bus."

Mac went on to star in the "Ocean's Eleven" franchise with Brad Pitt and George Clooney. His turn with Ashton Kutcher in 2005's "Guess Who?" -- a remake of the Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn 1967 classic "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" -- topped the box office.

Mac also had starring roles in "Bad Santa," "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" and "Transformers."

In the late 1990s, he had a recurring role in "Moesha," the UPN network comedy starring pop star Brandy.

The comedian drew critical and popular acclaim with his Fox television series "The Bernie Mac Show," which aired more than 100 episodes from 2001 to 2006.

The series about a man's adventures raising his sister's three children won a Peabody Award in 2002. At the time, judges wrote they chose the sitcom for transcending "race and class while lifting viewers with laughter, compassion -- and cool."

The show garnered Golden Globe and Emmy nominations for Mac.

"But television handcuffs you, man," he said in a 2001 Associated Press interview. "Now everyone telling me what I CAN'T do, what I CAN say, what I SHOULD do, and asking, 'Are blacks gonna be mad at you? Are whites gonna accept you?"'

He also was nominated for a Grammy award for best comedy album in 2001 along with his "The Original Kings of Comedy" co-stars, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley and Cedric The Entertainer.

In 2007, Mac told David Letterman on CBS' "Late Show" that he planned to retire soon.

"I'm going to still do my producing, my films, but I want to enjoy my life a little bit," Mac told Letterman. "I missed a lot of things, you know. I was a street performer for two years. I went into clubs in 1977."

Mac was born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough on October 5, 1957, in Chicago. He grew up on the city's South Side, living with his mother and grandparents. His grandfather was a deacon in a Baptist church.

In his 2004 memoir, "Maybe You Never Cry Again," Mac wrote about having a poor childhood -- eating bologna for dinner -- and a strict, no-nonsense upbringing.

Mac's mother died of cancer when he was 16. In his book, Mac said she was a support for him and told him he would surprise everyone when he grew up.

"Woman believed in me," he wrote. "She believed in me long before I believed."


That's too bad.  Bernie Mac was truly a funny guy, and a gun owner too!

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A couple of hunters in northern Georgia (the state, not the country) claim to have found a carcass of the legendary creature known as Bigfoot (or Sasquatch, if you prefer).

The two hunters teamed up with a fellow named Tom Biscardi, head of a group called Searching for Bigfoot; they plan to hold a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto, Calif., to show off DNA evidence and photos--but not the body itself. That's apparently being kept under wraps. (Yeah, right.)

Biscardi's Web site, searchingforbigfoot.com, proceeded to crash under bandwidth pressures.

According to a press release, the creature:

• Stands 7-feet-7-inches tall.
• Weighs more than 500 pounds.
• Looks part human and part ape-like.
• Is male.
• Has reddish hair and blackish-gray eyes.
• Has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
• Has flat feet that are similar to human feet.
• Has a footprint that is 16.75 inches long and 5.75 inches wide at the heel.
• Has hands that are 11.75 inches long from the palm to the tip of the middle finger and are 6.25 inches wide.
• Walks upright. (Several of them apparently were seen on the day the body was found.)
• Has teeth that are more human-like than ape-like.
• Has been undergoing DNA testing.

This summer has filled quite the appetite for strange creatures in the news, fueled by photos of the "Montauk Monster," a strange carcass that washed ashore in eastern Long Island, New York. That creature, which earned plenty of headlines on Gawker and other New York-centric blogs, has been shakily confirmed as a viral marketing stunt. Earlier this week, a Texas man claimed to have videotaped a legendary creature called the Chupacabra, but the video really just looks like a weird dog.

The two amateur Bigfoot hunters who claim to have found the body in Georgia, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, are a cop and a former corrections officer, respectively. Biscardi, according to LiveScience, has been responsible for at least one Bigfoot hoax before, leading many to take this with an even bigger grain of salt than they normally would.

But here's the real kicker: Every geek and X-phile knows Bigfoot prefers the thick forests of the Pacific Northwest. What the heck was this one doing in Georgia? Searching for decent barbecue?


Instead of calling it big foot they should look and see if any basketball players have been missing for a while.

I also keep the loch ness monster in my apartment.  But no one is allowed to see him except me.  Of course he is real!  Would I lie to you??

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Rob and Mary Ann Apmann play with their 21-month-old son Zachary at The Children's Hospital in Aurora, Colo., Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2008. Zachary is one of three babies who got heart transplants using a non-traditional approach. (AP Photo Jack Dempsey) (Jack Dempsey - AP)
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008; 7:42 PM

NEW YORK -- A report on three heart transplants involving babies is focusing attention on a touchy issue in the organ donation field: When and how can someone be declared dead?

For decades, organs have typically been removed only after doctors determine that a donor's brain has completely stopped working. In the case of the infants, all three were on life support and showed little brain function, but they didn't meet the criteria for brain death.

With their families' consent, the newborns were taken off ventilators and surgeons in Denver removed their hearts minutes after they stopped beating. The hearts were successfully transplanted, and the babies who got the hearts survived.

"It seemed like there was an unmet need in two situations," said Dr. Mark Boucek, who led the study at Children's Hospital in Denver. "Recipients were dying while awaiting donor organs. And we had children dying whose family wanted to donate, and we weren't able to do it."

The procedure _ called donation after cardiac death _ is being encouraged by the federal government, organ banks and others as a way to make more organs available and give more families the option to donate.

But the approach raises legal and ethical issues because it involves children and because, according to critics, it violates laws governing when organs may be removed.

As the method has gained acceptance, the number of cardiac-death donations has steadily increased. Last year, there were 793 cardiac-death donors, about 10 percent of all deceased donors, according to United Network for Organ Sharing. Most of those were adults donating kidneys or livers.

"It is a much more common scenario today that it would have been even five years ago," said Joel Newman, a spokesman for the network.

The heart is rarely removed after cardiac death because of worries it could be damaged from lack of oxygen. In brain-death donations, the donor is kept on a ventilator to keep oxygen-rich blood flowing to the organs until they are removed.

The Denver cases are detailed in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine. The editors, noting the report is likely to be controversial, said they published it to promote discussion of cardiac-death donation, especially for infant heart transplants.

They also included three commentaries and assembled a panel discussion with doctors and ethicists. Many of the remarks related to the widely accepted "dead donor rule" and the waiting time between when the heart stops and when it is removed to make sure that it doesn't start again on its own.

In two of the Denver cases, doctors waited only 75 seconds; the Institute of Medicine has suggested five minutes, and other surgeons use two minutes.

State laws stipulate that donors must be declared dead before donation, based on either total loss of brain function or heart function that is irreversible. Some commentators contended that the Denver cases didn't meet the rule since it was possible to restart the transplanted hearts in the recipients.

"In my opinion, it's an open-and-shut case. They don't have irreversibility, and they don't have death," said Robert Veatch, a professor of medical ethics at Georgetown University.

But others argue the definition of death is flawed, and that more emphasis should be on informed consent and the chances of survival in cases of severe brain damage.

The Denver transplants were done over three years; one in 2004 and two last year. The three donor infants had all suffered brain damage from lack of oxygen when they were born. On average, they were about four days old when life support was ended.

In the first case, doctors waited for three minutes after the heart stopped before death was declared. Then the waiting time was reduced to 75 seconds on the recommendation of the ethics committee to reduce the chances of damage to the heart.

The authors said 75 seconds was chosen because there had been no known cases of hearts restarting after 60 seconds.

The hearts were given to three babies born with heart defects or heart disease. All three survived, and their outcomes were compared to 17 heart transplants done at the hospital during the same time but from pediatric donors declared brain dead.

"We couldn't tell the difference," said Boucek, who's now at Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital in Hollywood, Fla.

There were nine other potential cardiac-death donors at the hospital during the same period, but there wasn't a suitable recipient in the area for their hearts, the report said.

The parents of one of the infants in the study, Dan Grooms and Jill Airington-Grooms, faced the devastating news on New Year's Day 2007 that their first child, Addison, had been born with little brain function and wouldn't survive.

After they decided to remove life support, they were asked about organ donation, and quickly agreed.

"The reality was Addison was not going to live," said Jill Airington-Grooms. "As difficult as that was to hear, this opportunity provided us with a ray of hope."

Three days later, Addison was taken off a ventilator and died. Her heart was given to another Denver-area baby, 2-month-old Zachary Apmann, who was born five weeks premature with an underdeveloped heart.

His parents, Rob and Mary Ann Apmann, said they were given several options and decided to wait for a transplant. They agreed they would accept a cardiac-death donation to increase Zachary's chances.

Mary Ann Apmann said she wasn't worried that the first available heart came from a cardiac-death donor.

"At that point, Zachary was so sick. We did have him at home. But we knew it wasn't much longer," she said.

After the transplant on Jan. 4, his condition quickly improved, and his blue lips disappeared.

Now, at 21 months: "He's just a crazy little kid who loves to play and swim and throw rocks," his mother said.

The two families haven't met yet but have been in touch through letters and calls. Coincidentally, Dan Grooms said he had an older brother who died three days after he was born in the 1970s with the same heart condition as Zachary's. The Grooms now have an 8-month-old daughter, Harper.

"Addison did only live three days in this world, but because of this, she lives on," her mother said.


This is really, REALLY scary.  Doctors should never make this decision.  This is like a bunch of scientists who just want to agree with an unproven theory for political reasons more than scientific ones.  Except instead of a globalist agenda...these doctors are trying to kill people.  This is why I would be a bit more scared to sign my donor card.  I want everything done to save me...but if I'm going over the other side...sure...harvest me.  However, WTF is it the doctors' who can say to or not?

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What would you do with ovaries?  srsly!

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MAYFLOWER, Ark. - Auctioneers preparing for a backyard estate sale Saturday morning made an explosive discovery among the china and other items up for bid — a suitcase full of military-grade explosives.

The rusted, padlocked suitcase sat alongside a porcelain coffee service set, decorative enamel-finished eggs and a vintage gas-powered model of the 1965 Chaparral II race car prototype.

Auctioneers got the suitcase open just before the sale on Saturday and found three blocks of military-grade C-4 plastic explosive, two tubes of a similar plastic explosive, a blasting cap and some dynamite.


Workers quickly called 911. The Conway Fire Department's bomb squad put the aging explosives inside a special container and drove them out to an isolated spot to destroy them, district chief Jon McMahon told the Log Cabin Democrat newspaper.

The auction went on as planned.

Faulkner County sheriff's office Maj. Andy Shock said the explosives had deteriorated over time and likely were at least 15 years old. Shock said that age put the C-4 at the outer limits of its shelf life, meaning the explosives were unstable and even more dangerous.

The items at the estate sale belonged to a U.S. Navy veteran who recently died, Shock said. Deputies continued to investigate the incident, but charges weren't likely as the presumed owner of the explosives is dead, he said.

But just in case there was any doubt, Faulkner County Sheriff Karl Byrd made sure to stress that owning dynamite or plastic explosives without permission is "definitely illegal."



Dang, I really need to start going to estate sales...


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Sad news people:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/02/obit.lafontaine/index.html

Don Lafontaine, known as the "Movies Trailer Voice" guy, has died at 68.

He made bank doing what he loved and he always seemed like a great guy in the interviews I saw about him.

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Best video you will see all week..maybe of all time when dinosaurs were around.

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That video was epic.  The Disney guy was awesome.


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D.C. election officials say that a defective computer memory cartridge is responsible for what appears to be thousands of write-in votes that officials say should not exist. The malfunction generated inaccurate results in several contests, including two high-profile council races. In the Republican at-large race the glitch caused 1,560 write-in votes at 9:50 p.m. to drop to 18 by 12:16 a.m., and thousands of votes were added to individual candidates, inflating vote totals. At 9:50 p.m., 8,246 ballots were recorded cast in the at-large Republican primary, but the number of ballots cast shrank to 3,735 by 12:16 a.m. Board spokesman Dan Murphy says it was determined that a defective cartridge caused the vote totals to duplicate into multiple races on the summary report issued by the office; he says the board immediately caught and addressed the error. However, University of California, Berkeley professor Henry E. Brady questions the explanation that a defective cartridge caused errors across multiple races. He also wonders why so many write-in votes were released even as an unofficial count on election night because any experienced election official should know that write-in votes are never that frequent. "It is strange that a single cartridge would cause results to double across the District, and it also would be strange to have that show up in one race," says Election Data Services president Kimball Brace. "Why wouldn't it have duplicated other contests in that precinct or more than one race?"


I can count on 0 fingers the number of times I've seen a "memory error" corrupt a database.  This is seriously f'ed up.

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Wow, that is sheer craziness.  We are very blessed to live in a nation where that kind of thing is mostly unheard of, instead of a near-daily occurrence.


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Is this one of those things where the student came back to his apartment to find it trashed and he has no clue what just happened?


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Russia flexed its muscles in America’s backyard yesterday as it sent one of its largest warships to join military exercises in the Caribbean. The nuclear-powered flagship Peter the Great set off for Venezuela with the submarine destroyer Admiral Chabanenko and two support vessels in the first Russian naval mission in Latin America since the end of the Cold War.

“The St Andrew flag, the flag of the Russian Navy, is confidently returning to the world oceans,” Igor Dygalo, a spokesman for the Russian Navy, said. He declined to comment on Russian newspaper reports that nuclear submarines were also part of the expedition.

The voyage to join the Venezuelan Navy for manoeuvres came only days after Russian strategic nuclear bombers made their first visit to the country. Hugo Chávez, the President, said then that the arrival of the strike force was a warning to the US. The vehemently antiAmerican Venezuelan leader is due to visit Dmitri Medvedev, the Russian President, in Moscow this week as part of a tour that includes visits to Cuba and China.

Peter the Great is armed with 20 nuclear cruise missiles and up to 500 surface-to-air missiles, making it one of the most formidable warships in the world. The Kremlin has courted Venezuela and Cuba as tensions with the West soared over the proposed US missile shield in Eastern Europe and the Russian invasion of Georgia last month. Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister, said recently that Russia should “restore its position in Cuba” – the nation where deployment of Soviet nuclear missiles in 1962 brought Russia and the United States to the brink of nuclear war.
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Igor Sechin, the Deputy Prime Minister, made clear that Russia would challenge the US for influence in Latin America after visits to Venezuela, Nicaragua and Cuba last week. He said: “It would be wrong to talk about one nation having exclusive rights to this zone.”

Moscow was infuriated when Washington sent US warships into the Black Sea to deliver aid to Georgia after the war. Analysts said that the Kremlin was engaging in gunboat diplomacy over the encroachment of Nato into the former Soviet satellites of Georgia and Ukraine.

Pavel Felgengauer, a leading Russian defence expert, told The Times: “It’s to show the flag and the finger to the United States. They are offering a sort of gangland deal – if you get into our territory, then we will get into yours. You leave Georgia and Ukraine to us and we won’t go into the Caribbean, OK?” He described the visit as “first and foremost a propaganda deployment”, pointing out that one of the support vessels was a tug in case either of the warships broke down.

Latin America was one of the arenas of the Cold War in which the US and the Soviet Union battled for ideological dominance. Russia has agreed to sell more than $4 billion (£2 billion) worth of armaments to Venezuela since 2005 and disclosed last week that Mr Chávez wanted new antiaircraft systems and more fighter jets.

Mr Dygalo denied any link with Georgia and said that Mr Chávez and Mr Medvedev had agreed on the exercises in July.

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— In the Battle of Tsushima in 1905 – the largest naval battle since Trafalgar – the Russian fleet sailed 18,000 miles (33,000km) to Port Arthur in the Pacific, where it was outmanoeuvred and destroyed by Japanese forces

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Calling that a "hack" is just retarded.  A buffer overflow is a hack, using a password reset tool is just weaksauce.


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Yea, call high school girls hackers if that is the case.
  
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Stick wrote on Sep 23rd, 2008 at 9:36am:
Yea, call high school girls hackers if that is the case.


Hot high school girls as hackers?  That sounds like an excellent plot for a movie!

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(NaturalNews) A California appeals court has ruled that homeschooling of children is illegal unless their parents have teaching credentials from the state.

“California is now on the path to being the only state to deny the vast majority of homeschooling parents their fundamental right to teach their own children at home,” said Michael Smith, president of the Home School Legal Defense Association.

The court overturned a lower court’s finding that homeschooling did not constitute a violation of child welfare laws.

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“California courts have held that … parents do not have a constitutional right to homeschool their children,” Justice H. Walter Croskey said.

The decision stunned parents of the state’s roughly 166,000 homeschooled children. While the court claimed that it was merely clarifying an existing law and not making a new one, the decision leaves the parents of homeschooled children at risk of arrest and criminal prosecution.

“At first, there was a sense of, ‘No way,’ ” homeschool parent Loren Mavromati said. “Then there was a little bit of fear. I think it has moved now into indignation.”

Parents’ reasons for homeschooling their children range from religious beliefs to dissatisfaction with the education received at public or private schools. But according to the court, all California children between the ages of 6 and 18 must attend either a full-time public or private school or be taught by a tutor credentialed for their specific grade level.

“A primary purpose of the educational system is to train school children in good citizenship, patriotism and loyalty to the state and the nation,” Croskey wrote.

California’s largest teachers union welcomed the decision as did the Children’s Law Center of Los Angeles.

According to the law center’s executive director, Leslie Heimov, children should not be educated at home, because they need to be “in a place daily where they would be observed by people who had a duty to ensure their ongoing safety.”


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Homeschooling shouldn't be banned.  But it should be regulated a little.  We have a guy here at work that was homeschooled.  His views of the world are special at best.  He is probably the biggest reason I will send my kids to public school.
  
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According to the law center’s executive director, Leslie Heimov, children should not be educated at home, because they need to be “in a place daily where they would be observed by people who had a duty to ensure their ongoing safety.”


If this article wasn't so damned sad, this statement would be hilarious.  Who is going to be concerned about a child's "ongoing safety" than their parents?  Especially parents that are concerned enough about their children's education to homeschool them?


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Homeschooling shouldn't be banned.  But it should be regulated a little.  We have a guy here at work that was homeschooled.  His views of the world are special at best.


First, let me just say that government interference (regulation) is bad, mmkay?  But enough about that.

Having attended the same church for much of my life, I've had the opportunity to observe a lot of homeschooled kids as they grew up.  Some of them are good friends of mine.  Admittedly, most of them have gone through an "awkward" social stage in their early teens as the adjusted to a society that was somewhat foreign to them, but the majority of them have grown into perfectly normal, well-adjusted adults.

There are some homeschoolers that I've met that seemingly never fully adjusted to society, but I think that has far more to do with their incredibly strict upbringing than their homeschooling.

Let's face it, we're social creatures and we're very adept at adapting to our surroundings.  Once homeschoolers start integrating with society (which is generally when they hit "dating age"), much of the social awkwardness evaporates practically overnight.

Anyway, regardless of the social graces of homeschoolers, every one of them that I'm familar with has been has grown into a successful adult and is on par with their public school peers in terms of intellect and social wellbeing.  For the government to say that homeschool is unlawful is pure BS, period.


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I agree the government can only make things worse...but that was all I could think of at the time.
  
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New development in the Palin email login.... Tongue

David Kernell is the son of Tenn. Rep. Mike Kernell, a Democrat. Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska is the Republican vice-presidential nominee.

OMG, party warz!!

  
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That came out a few days ago.  From what I understand, his father has been relatively cooperative in the entire process.

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Im going to make a massively multiplayer online game where you pick either dem or rep and then you try to take down the opposite party.  The dems special attack is going to be sending your kid to hijack the pres running mate of the opposite party.  Cool
  
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The dems special attack is going to be sending your kid to hijack the pres running mate of the opposite party.


...and make sweet, sweet love to her?

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HO-LEE-CRAP!

The Dow lost nearly 780 points today!  That's the biggest drop in the history of the stock market at a whopping 7% of the total market value.  Only September 17th, 2001 (first market day after 9/11) even comes close, at 684 points.

I'm almost afraid to log on to my brokerage and see how I personally did.  Wowza!

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I'm elated that it failed.  Sure, it will be tough for awhile, but that bailout was socialism at its finest.  

The very most basic tenet of capitalism is that every man has the right to "hang out their shingle," but that they alone are responsible for the success or failure of their business.  Asking the government to free banks of their business obligations is completely unacceptable.

The financial industry made a greedy gamble when it offered loans to individuals that had absolutely no business obtaining a mortgage, and they lost.  If those companies made too big a bet on that sector of the market, they deserve to go out of business - even if the rest of the market suffers because of it.

I'm a strong proponent of the "laissez faire" economic doctrine, and I won't sell out my principles just so my own investments are spared a turbulent ride.  America simply can't afford to take on a trillion dollars in debt.  It's unaffordable, and its un-American.

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I lost over $500 in the market yesterday. But it's all good, I made $600 at the strip club.

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LUCASVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A double murderer who says he's too fat to be executed humanely passed a pre-execution exam Tuesday and was cleared to receive a lethal injection.

Richard Cooey, 41, was given a detailed examination, and prison staff found a viable vein in both arms to deliver the deadly chemicals, Department of Corrections spokeswoman Andrea Carson said.

The 5-foot-7, 267-pound Cooey had tried to avoid execution by arguing that his obesity would prevent humane lethal injection because viable veins in his arms are hard to find.

Cooey is scheduled to die for killing two college students in 1986. He spent most of the night sitting on his bed and pacing quietly in his cell, Carson said. He fell asleep at 4:06 a.m., woke at 5:20 a.m. and did not ask for breakfast.

He later met with an attorney and a spiritual adviser.

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday denied one of two pending appeals to stop the execution. It turned down without comment Cooey's claim that his obesity was a bar to humane lethal injection. The argument also had been rejected by a federal appeals court in Cincinnati and the Ohio Supreme Court, with both courts ruling that he missed a deadline for filing appeals.

Cooey was still waiting for a ruling on his appeal of the Ohio Supreme Court's dismissal Monday of his complaint that the state's protocol for lethal injection could cause an agonizing and painful death. He wanted the state to use a single drug rather than a three-drug combination, and asked for a stay of execution pending a hearing on that motion.

Cooey is 75 pounds heavier than when he went to death row — the result of prison food and 23-hour-a-day confinement, his lawyers said.


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Admittedly, 5'7" and 267lbs is pretty beefy, but its not like he's morbidly obese.  Just shoot him and let it be done with.

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Crichton died Tuesday at age 66. He had been privately battling cancer, his family said.

"Through his books, Michael Crichton served as an inspiration to students of all ages, challenged scientists in many fields, and illuminated the mysteries of the world in a way we could all understand," his family said in a statement.



Wow it seems too soon for this great author to pass away.  I loved just about every book he wrote and was glad he was an outspoken critic of the global warming craze.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_india_three_days_of_terror

A timeline view of what happened in mumbai.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/29/mumbai.commandos.taj/index.html

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The harrowing moment a retired university professor dies in an 'assisted suicide' will be shown on television tonight.

Craig Ewert, 59, is filmed turning off his ventilator and taking a lethal dose of drugs washed down with apple juice.

Just minutes before his death, Mary, his wife of 37 years asks him: 'Can I give you a big kiss?' She adds: 'I love you sweetheart so much. Have a safe journey and see you some time.'
The end: The moment motor neurone sufferer Craig Ewert, 59, switches off his ventilator at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland
Speaking exclusively to the Daily Mail, Mary, 59, explained why she wanted the world to share his dying moment, she said: 'The film is a wonderful tribute to my husband. I have absolutely no regrets about agreeing to leave the camera rolling as Craig died. It's what we both wanted.
'The only time I asked the film crew to leave was around 30 minutes after Craig had died. I needed to cry and I wanted to do that alone.

'If this film gets people thinking about death and talking about it, that's all that Craig would have wished.
'The film examines the process of death. Craig wanted to get the message across, "Look, this is what death is like. It's not scary."
'Craig believe in honesty about everything. To honestly show what it looks like to die will, hopefully, help wipe away people's terrors.
'We were both convinced that controversial issues - such as showing someone dying on TV - are only controversial because there's such a taboo surrounding them.'


Any thoughts on this?  I think this is one step closer to a "RUNNING MAN" game show!  Let's resurrect Richard Dawson to host it!

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If some guy wants to videotape his own death, I guess that's his (incredibly morbid) choice.

Showing it on television?  That's something else altogether.

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A team of Japanese scientists have created a device that enables the processing and imaging of thoughts and dreams as experienced in the brain to appear on a computer screen.

While researchers have so far only created technology that can reproduce simple images from the brain, the discovery paves the way for the ability to unlock people's dreams and other brain processes.

A spokesman at ATR Computational Neuroscience Laboratories said: "It was the first time in the world that it was possible to visualise what people see directly from the brain activity.

"By applying this technology, it may become possible to record and replay subjective images that people perceive like dreams." The scientists, lead by chief researcher Yukiyaso Kamitani, focused on the image recognition procedures in the retina of the human eye.


Their methodology means that they would have to show people an image, analyze what the brain does when perceiving the image, and then display the image. So it isn't really what it says it is, but its certainly heading there. Scary, very scary.
  

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Although the potential applications of this technology seem somewhat scary, I think it also sounds very promising.

Imagine the possibilities if they could "upload" images the same way they're downloading them.  You could program your own dreams!  Screw the holodeck, we've got real-time interactive brain games!

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(CNN) -- The Cleveland Clinic will announce Wednesday the successful completion of a near-total face transplant surgery, a clinic spokeswoman told CNN on Tuesday.

In the surgery -- which was conducted two weeks ago by a team of eight surgeons at the Cleveland, Ohio, hospital -- 80 percent of the trauma patient's face was transplanted, the spokeswoman said. The forehead and chin were left intact.

The surgery was the first such operation done in the United States. In 2005, French doctors performed the world's first partial face transplant on a 38-year-old woman who was disfigured when she was attacked by a dog.

"I hope the successful operation will help other people like me to live again," said Isabelle Dinoire, the French woman who received a nose, lips and chin.


Give it a few more years, and we'll have a real-world example of FACE OFF!

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ST PETERSBURG (Reuters) - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.

Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.


Keep this in mind as you get ready for the wedding, Briney!  No folding couches!


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