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Sep 28th, 2007 at 4:58pm
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"I love to play with everything in your bag."  -Spanky, 09-28-2007
  
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Reply #1 - Sep 28th, 2007 at 5:03pm
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yeah, I got two words for you bob "catchers' mit"


also, can you do me a favor and die in a fire please.
  
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Reply #2 - Sep 30th, 2007 at 2:33pm
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Me, while trying to clean my roomie's blender and asking how to take it apart:

"Well I must suck at screwing because I'm doing it really hard and not getting it off!"

(If only I had a time machine...aargh!)

(At least it wasn't in front of a boy.)
  
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Reply #3 - Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:55pm
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Well seeing how I don't work there anymore, here are a few jems from penguin:

"John Carter loves flamers."   -Tom Watkins
"Just jerk the guy off, take your fork truck, and get to it"   -Tom Watkins
(some background we sell some pedestal file units, and call them ped-files internally)
"You should know your deparment.  You should like your department.  Matt you should know and love all the ped-files."-Tom Watkins
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 13th, 2008 at 3:02pm
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Had to post this.

My boss Billy:  "Hey chad I have your sack!"  Said while holding a plastic bag with random wires/connectors in it.
  
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Reply #5 - Mar 13th, 2008 at 3:10pm
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Ohhhhhh, BILLY!
  
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Reply #6 - May 27th, 2008 at 9:26am
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"I can't go straight to save my life!"  - guy at work.
  
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