I'm in a fickle mood this morning, so I thought I'd share some of the most annoying phrases I hear on a daily basis.  Whenever I hear these things, I just want to bit the heads off of everyone in a 25' radius.  God forbid I should hear them while standing in a nursery...


Baby Bump - It's not a bump, you fat bastard.
Fashionista - I believe the proper term is "gay."
Illegal War - The president asked for it and congress voted on it.  You might not like it, but it isn't illegal.  Get over it.
Guru - This one is especially annoying when applied to IT people.  I'm not Buddhist.  Why don't you just call me a "Computer Zealot" instead?
Whatevva - If you can't pronounce "er," consider retaking Remedial Speech.
Undocumented Immigrant - Yeah, and when I rob the bank, I'm going to call it an "undocumented paycheck."
At the End of the Day - At the end of the day, I'm going to bed, and I'll probably fall asleep right now if I hear that phrase one more time in the same conversation.
Blood for Oil - My Jeep loves Iraqi oil.  Considering how expensive gas is these days, I'm thinking blood might be a cheaper alternative.
Raise Awareness - Screw awareness.  Raise livestock instead, there's more money in it.
Baby's Daddy - Yeah, you're a whore, but you don't need to advertise it by using that idiotic phrase.
Shotty - It's not a shotty, it's a shotgun.  Call it a shotty again and I'll break your kneecaps.
Extreeeeeme - Listen, there is nothing "extreme" about extreme cheerleading, extreme energy drinks, or extreme off-roading.  The only extreme thing I can think of is the length your mother will go to in the pursuit of another line of coke.
All New - Why is it that every new episode of a TV show is "all new"?  Why not just new?  Is "all new" newer than just plan new?
Are You Serious? - Yes, I'm serious.  If you ask me one more time, I'm going to choke you just to show how serious I am.


Alright guys, do your worst.  What phrases annoy you?

-b0b
(...can't wait.)

ok, phrases I hate:

The weights aren't in Mattec - Are you sure?  Did you check before you came to me or are you guessing?
Anything Vern says - I hate him.
Anything to do with rimses on a POS car - retarded.
Anything to do with rimses on a Cadillac - Worst car company in the US.
Caddy - Don't be shamed on the money you wasted, say the whole name.
Wii - Console fun, name retarded.
Want some cheese? - No I don't want your damn cheese!

Me: How did you like that movie?
Person A:  It was awesome!
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 how was it?
Person A: An 11!
Me: *Kicks Person A in the crotch*

Me: How's your team doing coach?
Person B:  They're giving 110%!
Me:  How can they give more then everything they could possibly give?  What are they?  Two people in one?
Person B: *Stares blankly*
Me:  Not to mention, if they gave 100% wouldn't they be dead soon?
Person B: *Stares blankly*
Me: *Shakes head and walks away*

Ooh, you're sneakier than a bag of ninjas.

-b0b
(...thinks somebody needs a hug.)

Quote:


WOA WOA WOA!!!

....

so you're telling me that some women who go to women colleges have boyfriends?!

or is it just to keep up their heterosexual lifestyle.

Next you're going to tell me that guys in theater majors with high voices look at naked women!

X

I agree X, you know what I'm sayin?

MediaMaster wrote on Oct 15^th, 2007 at 10:44am:


Yeah, I know what you're saying.

-b0b
(...fo' realz, yo!)

Can you hear me now?

-b0b
(...good.)