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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Random Quote Thread Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:01pm	Print Post
	I'm in to bestiality, sadomasochism, and necrophilia... but I guess I'm just beating a dead horse.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #1 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:04pm	Print Post
	I have the heart and mind of a young child... and I keep both of them in jars on my desk.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #2 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:09pm	Print Post
	Butterflies are like random thoughts people have. They live, they die, they are utterly pointless.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #3 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:09pm	Print Post
	"It is against company policy to sell human beings." -eBay


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #4 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #5 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #6 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:11pm	Print Post
	I just neutered the cat. Now he's French.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #7 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:13pm	Print Post
	Patiently, she waits. She looked serene standing there, anticipating what you had to say. You remained quiet, thinking about the question she asked. You had to get this right. You cannot afford to make a mistake. Then, she asks again, "What's it going to be, Patrick?" You start to fidget. You always fidget when you get pressured. Finally, you mumbled, "Give me a short single mocha half and half."


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #8 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:14pm	Print Post
	All hail Bob, keeper of our sins, soapbox on the podium of our lunacy, collector of all things human, and a damned nice guy to boot.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #9 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:14pm	Print Post
	Getting caught with a hand in the cookie jar is no reason to stop eating cookies.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #10 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:17pm	Print Post
	There are three people on earth you should never lie to: Your mother, your pastor, and your network administrator.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #11 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:20pm	Print Post
	"Ah damn. I think I left my towel on the beach in Jutty's vagina." -OlDirtyBen


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #12 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:20pm	Print Post
	Espresso, Jack Daniels and Marlboros - because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #13 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:21pm	Print Post
	Computer Sales - an industry created to give used car dealers a second career option.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #14 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:22pm	Print Post
	We must upskill ourselves to allow us to leverage technology to achieve a competitive advantage and a synergy with other incentive-oriented departments. Without that synergy, our company would not be able to shift to a new paradigm or leverage the low-hanging fruit of core competencies to drill down into our game plan and do the heavy lifting needed to become world class!

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