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Earth Day!
Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:03am
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Today is Earth Day.  How are you guys going to celebrate?

I'm going to do what I do every Earth Day: head to the nearest strip mine and barbecue a bald eagle over a tire fire.

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Reply #1 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:14am
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I figure I'd go for a bigger run than I usually do.  After all, this would make me have a bigger carbon footprint and thus contribute to global warming more.  It's been getting kinda cool here, so I want some Florida weather!

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Reply #2 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:19am
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How does running make you have a bigger carbon footprint?

Weak sauce!

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Reply #3 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:02am
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You breath more thus taking in more oxygen and expelling greater amounts of carbon.

Do you need a diagram because you don't know what running is, fatty?

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Reply #4 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:11am
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Hey, I can run at least ten feet before the wheezing gets really bad!

Besides, why run when you can drive a Jeep Grand Gas-Guzzler instead?

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Reply #5 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:29am
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Well on sunday I put 120 miles on my car...and I really didn't have anywhere to go.  It's a celebration, bitches!

Pat you really shouldn't make fun of fat people.  If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die...either by cold or wes' mom getting hungery.

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Reply #6 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:50am
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we dont have enough meat on our bones... the large people will eat each other while we create a means of escape leaving everyone else to their doom!
  

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Reply #7 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:08am
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Never underestimate the speed of a fat white guy.  Once you get all that flubber moving in one direction, nothing short of a freight train is going to stop it.

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Reply #8 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:13am
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If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die


Not unless I hollow you out like a tan tan and wait for rescue.

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Reply #9 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:20am
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And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!
  
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Reply #10 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:26am
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spanky wrote on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:20am:
And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!


  

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Reply #11 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 2:14pm
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Bob pukes smiley faces...freaking hippie.
  
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Reply #12 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 2:49pm
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That would be awesome.  I could make the freak show circuit and visit Wes at the carnival.

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Reply #13 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 3:11pm
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On a side note, it also happens to be Lenin's birthday.  How appropriate.

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Reply #14 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 5:06pm
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Happy birthday Jon.

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