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Poll Question: Who would win in a fight?



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Who Would Win?
Mar 17th, 2006 at 4:13pm
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Who would win in an even fight?  Ninjas?  Pirates?  Dinosaurs?  Chuck Norris?  Wes's Mom?

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Reply #1 - Mar 17th, 2006 at 6:00pm
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I'd vote for my mom because she's fucking insane....but no one can kill Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies failure.  Chuck Norris goes KILLING.
  
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Reply #2 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 12:46pm
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Pirates baby!  They have guns, swords, numbers, and they are sneaky and devilish.

Ninja's may sneak around but pirates will just shoot them like Indian Jones did with the huge swords man in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Dinosaurs may be big but tell a pirate there's gold buried in them...they're going down.

Church Norris maybe a Ninja but I think he'd make a good pirate too.  However he's getting old.  I'm talking about the real Chuck Norris not the Chuck Norris of the internet posts...no one would beat that guy.

Wes' mom...shoot she'd prob be violated by all the pirates.  Although she might skink the ship.  However I believe what I said for dinosaurs would apply here.  Even if she's "got the magic stick".

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Reply #3 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 5:32pm
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X wrote on Mar 18th, 2006 at 12:46pm:
Although she might skink the ship.


Am I the only one that detects irony here?

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Reply #4 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 5:51pm
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I meant "sink" but I think when you mean irony you actually mean a Freudian slip?

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Reply #5 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 5:59pm
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X wrote on Mar 18th, 2006 at 5:51pm:
I meant "sink" but I think when you mean irony you actually mean a Freudian slip?


Must the two be mutually exclusive?  Could not the act of slipping (in a Freudian sense) be ironic?

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Reply #6 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 7:04pm
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The amount of balls you guys suck is amazing.
  
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Reply #7 - Mar 18th, 2006 at 11:35pm
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You forgot the father of my children, Jack Bauer
  
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Marie wrote on Mar 18th, 2006 at 11:35pm:
You forgot the father of my children, Jack Bauer


Sorry, but this poll is only for cool people.

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