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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #15 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:23pm	Print Post
	My computer beats me at Solitaire, but I beat my computer at kick boxing.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #16 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:23pm	Print Post
	Power tends to corrupt, absolute power should be left in the hands of IT professionals.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #17 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:24pm	Print Post
	Diplomacy is telling someone to go to Hell and making them look forward to the trip.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #18 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:24pm	Print Post
	What do they call the person that graduates last in his class from medical school? Doctor.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #19 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:25pm	Print Post
	Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #20 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:28pm	Print Post
	"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..." -Jack Handy

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #21 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:30pm	Print Post
	73 Ferengi Rule of Acquisition: "If it gets you profit, sell your own mother."


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #22 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:33pm	Print Post
	I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #23 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:34pm	Print Post
	In management's temperate, considered, intellectual opinion, Microsoft sucks and we hate them.


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #24 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:36pm	Print Post
	I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and kept in the freezer. I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee... quiet. I like my women like I like my coffee... ethically purchased from farming cooperatives in Latin America. I like my women like I like my coffee... cold and bitter.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #25 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:36pm	Print Post
	"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"


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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Location: Bob's Bedroom Joined: Oct 29^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #26 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:37pm	Print Post
	Give a man a campfire and you'll keep him warm for a day, start a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.

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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Location: Detroit Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #27 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 2:22pm	Print Post
	Quote: We must upskill ourselves to allow us to leverage technology to achieve a competitive advantage and a synergy with other incentive-oriented departments. Without that synergy, our company would not be able to shift to a new paradigm or leverage the low-hanging fruit of core competencies to drill down into our game plan and do the heavy lifting needed to become world class! So much wisdom! You have much to teach us Wes' Mom. Also, I lol'ed on this one: Quote: Give a man a campfire and you'll keep him warm for a day, start a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.

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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Location: Detroit-ish Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #28 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:07pm	Print Post
	good one I found: "Over Clocking is a lot like marriage, the outcome is always unpredictable but when your computer goes at least it doesn't take half your shit."


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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7803 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Joined: Oct 15^th, 2005 Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #29 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:40pm	Print Post
	spanky wrote on Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:07pm: good one I found: "Over Clocking is a lot like marriage, the outcome is always unpredictable but when your computer goes at least it doesn't take half your shit." That reminds me of this one: Turning off the servers in your data center is like putting the old folks to bed in the nursing home. When you turn the lights back on in the morning, not all of them are going to wake up. -b0b (...loves that one.)


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